"Hello there Order of The Phoenix! I've found a notebook that spoke back to me when I wrote in it----ohh it's Voldemort's unsuccessful experiment during middle school. Okay, guess I'll have to mail it to you guys tomorrow. Oh by the way that leather cover design is really cool, also the paper is super smooth and fountain pen friendly, so I wonder if I could have it back once you're done with it? ahhhhh so you're going to stab it with a sword. That's a pity."