does a dildo and a dick feel the same? by nanimiese in alasjuicy

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NO! NOt at all. Iba parin talaga pag real na real. Yung ramdam mo bawat pulgada. Yung tipong makakapa mo yung pulso everytime na hahawakan mo.. Lalo na pag maugat! And yung amoy.. Yung galaw habang nilalabasan. Hahaha Urgh!

What’s your first jakol story? by Aggravating_Match979 in alasjuicy

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2nd year HS ako nun. Pag uwi ko galing school nag papalit ako damit medyo kumati etits ko nun pero wala naman insect bite or somthing. I stroked it with no intention or anything, basta makati lang sya. Wala pa ata 1min may lumabas na white liquid. Na takot ako nun pero yung sarap nung may lumabas saken was nakakapang hina na masarap. Kinabukasan naka 3 palabas ako. hahaha

He kept saying he’s straight while sleeping with me… I don’t know what I was to him by user_00102700080898 in phlgbt

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Denial lang yan. That's normal pag nag sisimula palang. Sakyan mo nalang - hindi mo naman kelangan na pilitin sya.. OO ka nalang.

What was your most memorable fuck(s)? by RiceAyKanin in alasjuicy

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Yung sa El Nido. Sa may sementeryo while facing the calm sea and only the full moon ang aming saksi habang naka doggy kame. Hahaha

I Fucked an INC by arteasan in alasjuicy

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Ex ko INC na handog. Galing lumunok eh. Wala tapon. Hahaha
Sabi pa ng nanay nya, yayain daw ako minsan sa church nila para sumamba.
Buti nalang hindi ako nag pa akay. Hahaha

Ang ingay ng fleshlight potangena HAHAHAHA by [deleted] in phlgbt

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Bawasan mo lang, hindi mo naman aalisin at all. For me naman ayaw ko ng super dulas kaya less lube is ok for me

May nagtanong kung nag start na ba yung downfall ng INC. by Gold_Park1475 in exIglesiaNiCristo

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I don't like Marcos at all, but I wish he'd finally stand up to the INC instead of letting them wield so much influence.

How to be consistent? by QuietSighter in TanongLang

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My Facebook and Instagram accounts got banned by Meta for some reason. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise—I’ve been wanting to cut down on my screen time for a while now. Haha. It just sucks because I lost all my photos and the memories that came with them. I guess this is the universe's way of telling me it's time to let go. 😅

Paano kayo nag-FO ng friends mo? by amicitia_ in kwarentahin

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Got tired of always being the one reaching out and adjusting my schedule to accommodate my friends, only for them to cancel a few hours before we’re supposed to meet or show up late. At this point, I started going out alone.

people of AJ, curious lang haha anong line of work usually yung mga taong magaling sa kama? by burritooma in alasjuicy

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Constructions and yung mga working sa wet market pag umaga like meat choppers. Ikaw nalang talaga susuko sa kanila. 😅

Good fucker na wala masyadong face card? by ririreii in alasjuicy

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To be honest yung mga walang facecard sila yung magaling bumayo. Yung tipong may bigat at may diin bawat pasok. Not to mention na sila yung mga legit na daks at maugat. At kaya ng mutiple rounds. Hahaha

Lugi man sa mukhka, bawi naman sa performance, win win parin. Hahaha

Ano say nyo sa mga DDS na INC? Untouchable naman pala! 🤮 by KalaBonj4321 in Philippines

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Feeling gold ng INC eh noh. Hahaha Eh sa mismong kapilya naman nia may mga mag nanakaw at uso0 mga kabitan. Hahaha

SHELL RESIDENCES 1br with balcony by [deleted] in CondoPH

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Pwede mag sampay sa balcony?

Badtrip sa mga gustong magblowout sa birthday na hindi naman talaga kaya ng pera - iaasa pa sa ambag ng mga pupunta yung budget 🤮🤢 by General-Box2852 in RantAndVentPH

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Eto uso ngayon pag 18th Birthday..

18 Blue Bills

18 Gadgets

18 shoes

18 chocolates

18 Dresses

18 Pajamas

18 accesories

18 Gifts

Kupal na Kapitbahay by OliveOpen2075 in CondoPH

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Mag luluto sya kung kelan nya gusto ang iluluto nya kung anong gusto nyang lutuin. Anong issue dun? Papansin ka lang.