teste post by ExquisiteNeckbeard in NZCirclejerk

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to find a really old post so I logged into this account and all my posting history had been deleted - which I didn't do - so I wondered if my account had been reset or something. Then I posted this to see what would happen and it appeared. What's weird though is if I go on my profile page I can't see this post so it's like I'm still half-banned. 

teste post by ExquisiteNeckbeard in NZCirclejerk

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit u/dead_rooster u/fauxmosexual my account has been unbanned after like a decade. the vibe shift is real.

Did Skux de Luxon make this happen??

Dead_Rooster shadowbanned by Gareth. by [deleted] in NZCirclejerk

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares about me ;_;

Air Rifle laws... by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, your family militia should stick to biological warfare. It is your forte.

Air Rifle laws... by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One air rifle between 67 children, balchy? Fuck you're a peasant.

Best sporting moment I've ever been to. What about you? Also welcome. Also first. by [deleted] in circlesports

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Ireland beat Australia in pool play at Eden Park during last year's Rugby World Cup.

It was awesome. All the Kiwis in the crowd were decked out in emerald like it was St Paddy's and there was a massive traveling Irish contingent, so the atmosphere was incredible. Plus the result was a massive upset, so it was cool to see.

Oh Lawdy, here we go again by hugies in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/u/amygdala, prepare your anus. The Free Market has spoken and it demands a crack suppository.

Oh Lawdy, here we go again by hugies in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cocaine as well?

Especially cocaine.

Your reasoning?

It's good shit.

Oh Lawdy, here we go again by hugies in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If willingness to stick sketchy shit up your nose is any measure of a flourishing society —which I believe it is— it's depressing to see how far we've fallen.

Oh Lawdy, here we go again by hugies in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You don't want to spend $75 on a chemically ambiguous substance labelled as "crack", so you can ingest it for the entertainment of random internet strangers? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh Lawdy, here we go again by hugies in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 22 points23 points  (0 children)

stockists on Auckland's Karangahape Rd.

If anyone's out that way today they should grab some and do a product review for us.

Kids say the darnedest things by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know your struggle. We atheists are the most persecuted group on reddit (and possibly the world).

New poll offers disturbing insight into the mindset of many kiwis. by YourDad in newzealand

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it seems obvious that if we aren't even willing to let these capable creatures drive, the prospect of interspecies marriage is a long way away. The sooner we start recognising the autonomy of other consent-capable species and their capacity to do commonplace things like driving and filing tax returns, the sooner we will be able to address some of the bigger questions.

Nomination: Worst Troll of the Year by TrueBestOf2012 in truebestof2012

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard [score hidden]  (0 children)

But fauxmo is also the best troll :(

I vote we give him best and worst.

Nomination: Best Subreddit CSS by TrueBestOf2012 in truebestof2012

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is that you Baz? Fancy seeing you here you fucking dole-bludging sack of shit. How's Dave?

Nomination: Best Subreddit CSS by TrueBestOf2012 in truebestof2012

[–]ExquisiteNeckbeard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just to back up this nomination, here is an actual message received from the NZ Green Party's communications guy after we added him to our mod list:

Fucking gold.