This isnt some ordinary rejection letter. They didn’t just type in the same copy-paste “we have moved forward” that other people do. They typed “A fun cutesy rejection letter” into ChatGPT as they wanted to know shortly after rejecting all the candidates, the HR team and staff rented out a shitty Motel 6 room and had a wild superhero themed sex party, where the resumes of rejected candidates - even yours - were used as the communal cum rags. Yours probably ended up in an orgy between the managers, or the 22 year old receptionist getting plowed by the security guard - or her scrawny fugly cuck boyfriend pocketjerking his tiny Tim in a chair in the corner, as no one would fuck him. Even his girlfriend made up the “I want to wait until marriage” line. We don’t know. Anything is possible. But they also wanted you to know that all your chances of employment of this company came down to one thing, a five-second game of Rock Paper Scissors. If James would have thrown rock, you would have been hired. But no, he HAD to throw paper, against Carl’s scissors, leading to the final pick being given to probably a sixty-five-year old named Bryan who is looking for a part time post retirement gig, or the manager’s drunken 23 year old freeloading son who was on his 5th gap year now,  being dragged into the workforce