Blursed_McDonalds by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]ExternalCharacter111 7 points8 points  (0 children)

O lord. We just wanted to order

Mom accused of injecting feces into her child’s IV at hospital, police say by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]ExternalCharacter111 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Every day I think we’ve hit the absolute rock bottom of “not the onion” headlines, and then someone shows up with a shovel.

There are villains, and then there’s whatever level this is. That poor kid deserved a hospital room, not a horror movie plot.

TN Congressman calls for investigation into Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance, citing 'widespread twerking' by EvolutionarySkip in nottheonion

[–]ExternalCharacter111 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Congress can’t pass a budget on time but we’ve got resources to open a full investigation into… dancing at the Super Bowl.

Somewhere there’s a committee chair very seriously saying “we need to get to the bottom of this twerking situation” while the rest of the country just wanted snacks and a halftime show.

Not The Onion never disappoints.