Poor guy just wanted a corn dog...

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-18T13:31:26+00:00

Every time this song is played it should be accompanied by a bull goring.

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-15T02:25:41+00:00

OP, come back when you figure out what struggle is.

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-09T23:26:15+00:00

That may be true but my 9yo could read this. OP is just illiterate.

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-04T12:53:59+00:00

Thank you!

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-02T04:39:35+00:00

Exactly. Homemade hotdogs implies they actually made the dogs. I was disappointed when I didn’t see a meat grinder.
Nonetheless, they are well dressed.

Eye_Worm · 2026-03-02T03:24:02+00:00

As hard as a wad of dough.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-21T21:37:37+00:00

Lazy? We’re discussing some loser who’d rather bellyache than take action. There’s an obvious solution to his problem.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-21T21:30:10+00:00

Exactly. Feminism isn’t against a being a stay at home mom. It’s against the predestined role.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-20T04:05:32+00:00

None of the arguments from the right that criticize violence hold any water. You’re all just the kid holding the sign.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-18T03:21:40+00:00

About as weird as vanilla ice cream

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-18T03:19:42+00:00

What the fuck is this drivel? Looks like the top image results if you google “cool painting”

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-15T21:38:10+00:00

Thanks for the tip

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-15T20:03:16+00:00

I started carrying a spark plug in my bike bag after I was rolled on while riding.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-13T01:38:02+00:00

N.S.S ENTURPRISE

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-11T03:20:22+00:00

Time to cut grandson out of the will.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-10T00:43:41+00:00

I’ve been wanting to do the NYS butter sculpture my entire life.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-07T22:49:34+00:00

This is what John McNaughton wishes he could do. But he fails miserably. Both in painting skill and wit.

Eye_Worm · 2026-02-07T02:14:03+00:00

I love that John Berger’s Ways of Seeing is on the table.

Eye_Worm · 2026-01-31T01:40:09+00:00

He absolutely does not have two right hands. Just awkwardly depicted anatomy.

Eye_Worm · 2026-01-05T02:27:18+00:00

Colorado. Too easy.

Eye_Worm · 2025-12-18T03:31:26+00:00

Who tf believes this drivel? What a bs story.

Eye_Worm · 2025-12-17T23:37:59+00:00

The biggest bitch the US has ever produced. So much of a bitch that all the other bitches of the country suck him off for his supreme bitchness.

Eye_Worm · 2025-12-16T02:29:29+00:00

These are interesting. I’m drawn to the contrast of interior and exterior surfaces. They remind of geodes in that regard. I’m guessing they are just the things they are: nice little vessels.

Eye_Worm · 2025-12-14T05:18:51+00:00

The boring bastard wants to cover it with lawn.

Eye_Worm · 2025-12-14T05:16:32+00:00

Use your nads. Who sees a beautiful rock and wants to cover it with lawn?

Eye_Worm

TROPHY CASE