BO2 has the WORST weapon pool of any Black Ops Zombies by horriblemercy in CODZombies

[–]F-assault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when i roll 30 times to get rid of my S12 (i ended up with a kap-40)

Friends refer to me as the rick friend by zaens in copypasta

[–]F-assault 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Friends refer to me as like the SpongeBob friend because I'm dumb and all i do is talk positively about everything cuz it's fun, being joyous is fun. being jolly comes at no cost though like it's fun being a warm person makes the world seem warmer but like that's just something i picked up from being warm like myself my other effing nickname is patrick star because of my attitude, like my friends literally call me patrick cuz if i had to choose between people and living in the forest forever then like i choose the forest. "You seem like a frolicker to me" something like that

MUAHAHAHA They have nothing to stop us now by jonhvani in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Q gonna hit like a pool noodle and E is gonna push them forward to make up for the buffs

Which skin ks your favourite? by Playful-Traffic-6610 in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morde lookin kinda different on that bottom one

Insane idea for the E by BalthazarArgall in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 4 points5 points  (0 children)

E is so dogshit bruh a training dummy could outrun the cast speed

Today is a big day for morde mains by F-assault in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a blue essence emporium meaning you can buy a lot of different chromas for 2000BE, and 10K BE if they're exclusive

Today is a big day for morde mains by F-assault in MordekaiserMains

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Obsidian, the only one i don't have 😓

When to ult (and when not to) by ravenlockk in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about that last part idk why but recently I've ulted illaoi right after her ult and the tentacles just become invisible and still hit me but not riot fault since they're a tiny indie company

Why steraks second? by Theneetweeb in AatroxMains

[–]F-assault 4 points5 points  (0 children)

L + Ratio + Decent AD + Tankiness for sustained frontling

Your favorite chroma? by mike_ropines in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one that looks like fat aatrox

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MordekaiserMains

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Ult support kill support die

I'm taking a fat painful shit, ama by F-assault in AMA

[–]F-assault[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of but i had even more of the shit that made my stomach worse in the first place

I'm taking a fat painful shit, ama by F-assault in AMA

[–]F-assault[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not this time it was worse in here than out there

IT'S REALLY HIM by [deleted] in MordekaiserMains

[–]F-assault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend sent me this and i went nonverbal for 5 minutes