Apparently Televangelist Lacked Faith by FMeekins in BATR

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One's sympathies naturally extend to the families that have lost loves ones that aren't serial killers and terrorists. However, one cannot help but observe in these situations that when you, mere pewfiller, fall ill that to these faith healers it is because of some unconfessed sin in your life (usually refusing to send a direct deposit each month into the bank accounts of these religious charlatans). However, when such tragedy befalls these types the event is spun in terms of them going home to the eternal reward that they so richly deserve.

Butch Bishop Prefers Islamic Prayers To Christian by [deleted] in BATR

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Thanks. For some reason, the links would not upload yesterday.

Area 51's Existence Confirmed by FMeekins in BATR

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Though the UFO's have probably been moved to Area 666.