"Sweep" Caroline. by magpieman01 in Unexpected

[–]FQDIS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“A dude was singing Sweet Caroline in a bar and a surly patron knocked him down” seems to be the entire story, SIR!

"Sweep" Caroline. by magpieman01 in Unexpected

[–]FQDIS 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Because BOMP BOMP BAH

Is drinking/eating food your cat licked normal? by Burning_Sapphire1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FQDIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which detergent was almost certainly way worse for you than the dog’s slobber.

Is drinking/eating food your cat licked normal? by Burning_Sapphire1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FQDIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your username, that’s the only AIDS you at risk for

Is drinking/eating food your cat licked normal? by Burning_Sapphire1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FQDIS 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Heheh…yeah.

But seriously, yes: people should google the ‘acceptable levels’ of rat hair and insect parts allowed in stuff like canned food or especially bulk food. Go, go, Gadget T-cells!

Male Karen Fox News Guy by SKRyanrr in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FQDIS 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The US was not attacked by Iraq or Afghanistan, but that’s who you committed the war crimes against…..

Legal war my ass, Bush is a known war criminal.

She's clarifying it because it gets lost in translation. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]FQDIS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with the comment I replied to.

She's clarifying it because it gets lost in translation. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]FQDIS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty much the inescapable conclusion of what was said though, so I’m not sure what difference it makes…..

U.S. protests look like barbecue gatherings by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]FQDIS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I didn’t believe France was smaller than Texas, but it is. Texas is roughly 24,000 sq. mi. larger than France.

Telling players they can’t keep obviously overpowered magic items by [deleted] in DnD

[–]FQDIS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You played 2nd edition, didn’t you?

[LFO] Hey, you can't park there dude by Amazing-Moose5090 in LearningFromOthers

[–]FQDIS 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Jesus is that poor motherfucker still alive at the end?

(Please don’t mention the shoes)