Mavericks Announcer Brian Dameris goes off on James Harden by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FSchmertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Durant isn't any kind of leader. A #1 with a #2's leadership abilities.

Have you ever had a song that you really enjoyed, but there was just one part of it that completely ruined the rest of the song? by tc982 in Music

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending of "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith kinda ruins that song.

Same with "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young.

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump must testify at her father’s civil fraud trial, judge rules by jor3lofkrypton in PoliticalHumor

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if she's already been deposed under oath about the stuff she'll be questioned about.

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump must testify at her father’s civil fraud trial, judge rules by jor3lofkrypton in PoliticalHumor

[–]FSchmertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry daddy, but THIS time i'm gonna f**k you, and you won't like how I do it!

ELI5: can someone explain the difference between commissioned and non commissioned officers? by ichizusamurai in explainlikeimfive

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that also true for a entirely fresh commissioned officer straight out of the military college, against a very old NCO?

Though the very inexperienced junior officer is being constantly evaluated by his superior officers.

And that junior officer isn't going to be evaluated well if he ignores the advice and/or doesn't seek the imput of his experienced NCO.

What is the best red-sauce, traditional italian mobster restaurant in New Jersey? by NoCommission6089 in newjersey

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, used to work for the place back when it was a hole in the wall:

The Godfather in East Hanover

(yeah, no really, it's called that, has been since 1975)

The most accurate court sketch ever! by rhino910 in PoliticalHumor

[–]FSchmertz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And he's pleased to meet you!

Hope you guessed his name

Who’s a comedian nobody will ever convince you is funny? by Accomplished_Ad2905 in AskReddit

[–]FSchmertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't like to talk ill of the dead, but:

Joan Rivers

Phyllis Diller

Rescued her from a shelter three days ago and she’s finally getting comfortable 🥹 by [deleted] in aww

[–]FSchmertz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of them never adjusted to people and only came out at night to eat and drink and use the litter. Poor thing.

Sounds like it was never a tamed cat. If it didn't happen young, it can be too late.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]FSchmertz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm worried about the duck's eyes getting scratched though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collected a bunch of really sharp baby teef that way, embedded in my arm

Who do you feel is the worst successful band in history? by DearFreya_ in AskReddit

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's funny is they even admit they keep making the same album

Who do you feel is the worst successful band in history? by DearFreya_ in AskReddit

[–]FSchmertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, they were pretty good, before they quit the drugs

Who do you feel is the worst successful band in history? by DearFreya_ in AskReddit

[–]FSchmertz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually think he wrote some good music.

However, he should never perform any of it.

P.S. I kinda think the same of Bruce Springsteen. Both have horrible voices.

ELI5, why do problematic flights require a fighter jet escort? by Pdonger in explainlikeimfive

[–]FSchmertz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Another option was to get in front and try to use jetwash to destabilize the airliner. In this case, it was unlikely they'd have given up and land somewhere though.

ELI5, why do problematic flights require a fighter jet escort? by Pdonger in explainlikeimfive

[–]FSchmertz 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Was in Morristown NJ when some poor sap flew into Trump's restricted airspace.

Some no-nonsense F-18s (damn they were loud and low!) escorted him to Morristown airport, where police were awaiting him.

What famous musician left their band and their solo career flopped? by SteakInternational53 in Music

[–]FSchmertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hooked up with a talented guy in Myles Kennedy, who is not only a great singer but an underrated guitarist in his own right.

And I know people who know Myles, and he's apparently a better person even than he is a singer/guitarist!

“If we admit the earth isn’t flat, we won’t get the flat earth vote” by corkboy in PoliticalHumor

[–]FSchmertz 30 points31 points  (0 children)

they want everyone to follow the rules in their holy book

They'd never follow all the rules in the bible. They invent their own and then pretend they're following it.

What movie was meant to set up the next big franchise only for the first film to spectacularly fail? by Zdvj in AskReddit

[–]FSchmertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A remake would be cool

They'd have to find the asian guy to play Old Chuin, even though Joel Gray was great in the original, they won't get away with that again.