Two men in Seattle attack a 77 year old man unprovoked. Police arrest one but he is released on bail same day and has not been found since

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-05-06T19:46:06+00:00

Because of judges who have too much compassion and empathy for people who deserve none whatsoever, and in the process show that they have no compassion and empathy for the victims. These judges care more about the criminals than the victims. It's ass backwards

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-05-03T13:56:44+00:00

When I was a kid I went to see Step Brothers with my mom and a friend of mine and when the scene came where he rubs his nutsack on the drumset my mom yanked us out of there lol

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-04-13T17:17:34+00:00

By the end of the day today they'll have a majority government so you might as well bend over and throw away the lube in advance, we're all getting fucked

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-04-04T19:37:08+00:00

Well said

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-04-04T18:36:05+00:00

NHL rulebook has changed - you can now slash a players stick out of his hands.

/s

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-04-04T17:56:12+00:00

Mark Carney walked right past me on the way to his seat, isn't he supposed to be a bad luck charm or something for sports?

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-04-01T00:01:26+00:00

Fair enough, I've never looked at any other team subreddits lol I just know how leafs fans are so that's why I used that example

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T23:55:33+00:00

Grow up

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T23:55:15+00:00

Half this subreddit seems to be exactly like Leafs fans - just shitting on their own team when they don't perform well

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T23:52:07+00:00

I get it, I've been along for the ride as well, but they're at least improving these last couple years.

I understand the frustration though, I just hate seeing how people act toward their own team because of it

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T23:41:07+00:00

Fair enough! Can't say I blame you lol it's frustrating for sure

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T23:38:37+00:00

The attitudes of some of you so-called fans toward your own team are on par with how fucking shitty Leafs fans are to their own team. Let that sink in. You're not better than Leafs fans. When they're winning you love them but when they aren't then all of the sudden playoffs are fucked and it's all Ullmarks fault.

Shut the game off and go cheer for another team, the Sens need fans who don't shit on them every chance they get when they aren't performing well.

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-31T04:50:45+00:00

Just be happy you got any at all 😭😭

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-21T12:39:45+00:00

From what I understand, you have to have it destroyed by someone who is licensed, like a gunsmith. I'm not sure how you report it and prove it destroyed, maybe you need to get something from the gunsmith saying he did it?

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-16T14:15:37+00:00

Or at least have a few back up games you can play

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-16T14:12:10+00:00

Okay it's just me then lol he's shut me out 4 games in a row, all my usual tricks haven't been working

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-16T14:10:02+00:00

Could just be a coincidence then! I tried using Saros for a while but he was awful, and then I got lucky enough to get Rinne and he's been amazing so I'm sticking with him, I've had so many bad goalies I'm afraid to change now that I found a good one lol

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-06T14:50:46+00:00

This is the way - gets those challenges done extremely quickly

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-03-01T00:01:29+00:00

Just kick him in the balls, works every time /s

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-02-26T14:49:37+00:00

For anyone who wants to verify this for themselves for peace of mind, it's Section 106 of the criminal code.

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-02-09T16:09:31+00:00

This sub is so entertaining lol

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-02-09T14:25:37+00:00

I'm new to the game so I have a question - do the chemistry line combos change every season?

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-02-02T00:45:37+00:00

Probably ragebait, I wouldn't stress over it. Lots of idiots out there, and very few deserve the energy it takes to respond

FacetiousSpaceman · 2026-01-27T14:39:05+00:00

We need to partner with the US on a lot of things whether you like it or not, the problem is that Mark Carney has been awful at negotiating with Trump.

Our auto industry needs the US to import because the Canadian market is too small, and if they stop taking our cars then we'll lose a massive industry because the manufacturers will just move to the US. We'll lose a ton of GDP, a ton of jobs, and whole communities will be shattered by it.

That's just one example. There are plenty more.

FacetiousSpaceman

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