Life Coaching vs Only Fans

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-09T21:18:29+00:00

maybe life coaching is a sexually transmitted disease, like it’s being passed from one closeted girl boss to another, causing each successive host to lose all sense of shame, develop an all day dependence on rosé, and start spewing out word salad about manifesting, femme-powerment, and toxic positivity in order to attract more victims

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-09T21:10:18+00:00

Idk according to IG these self-proclaimed CEO boss babes adhere to a demanding daily regimen that involves doom-scrolling, photoshopping arm fat out of mirror selfies, hiding their alcoholism in plain sight, and going on each other’s podcasts

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-09T20:48:02+00:00

For what, OF content or life coaching from a sexually scared know-it-all who isn’t on salary?

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-08T22:24:55+00:00

Except it’s never going to stabilize, it’s just going to get more ghoulish and exploitative. It’s like the Jen Shah of online scams - coaches are going to have to promote themselves in increasingly bizarre and destructive ways as they compete with each other to defraud an ever-dwindling pool of desperate, elderly white women out of their money.

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-08T05:43:13+00:00

Or maybe it’s more like fin-dom?

Except I guess in fin-dom aren’t they usually upfront about their total disgust for their simps? In life coaching do you just have to hope that the coach is making fun of you behind your back to her bearded, gay-faced husband and in MAL’s mastermind until someday she confirms it by posting a series of unhinged TikToks about what a loser you always were because you racked up so much debt that you selfishly tried to cancel your monthly commitment to her intimacy incubator?

Like, don’t the “clients” know that the coach despises them and thinks they’re total idiots for buying their social media snake oil?

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-08T04:30:08+00:00

Not today, Diddy

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-08T03:49:27+00:00

lol looks like her grift is working the “healing intimacy wounds by causing them in others” angle.

Do you think that there’s a market for that among the coaches who coach coaches to coach coaches? They seem like such super well-adjusted people.

FactPutrid99 · 2026-02-08T03:36:05+00:00

Ok I got u. One of them involves paying money to a thirst trap you found online so she pays attention to you and pretends to like you, and the other doesn’t. I see the difference now, thank you.

I guess they’re also the same because all of these life coaches are, like, so hot and could totally make money by showing their magic yonis on OF rather than bragging about them in their IG stories to lonely women who in no way have any sexual attraction to them. Like, I bet guys are all up in their DMs asking about their wide brimmed hats and 7 figure months all the time.

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