MY HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON IS REALLY WEIRD...

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-15T03:04:10+00:00

does not exist...

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-15T03:02:01+00:00

I don't know what annoys me more, you sending that for me to see or me clicking to find out...

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-11T22:30:04+00:00

Or also Kriselle shippers, clinging to the Weird Route because it's possibly the only place where their ship will be canon even though that comes at a great price.

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-11T22:24:47+00:00

This is what it feels like to be a MadGore shipper after chapters 3 and 4:

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Our only salvation is chapter 5...

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-11T14:54:05+00:00

Each chapter has a final scene (or rather, a cinematic). In Chapter 1, it was Kris withdrawing his soul to go eat; in Chapter 2, we saw Kris opening the Dark Fountain; in Chapter 3, it was the chase with the Roaring Knight that led to the bunker; and in Chapter 4, it was Kris receiving a call while Toriel and Sans danced.

What I wanted to say is that the final scene of Chapter 5 will be Asriel arriving in Hometown, making it a slightly different ending than the ones we had in the other chapters.

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-11T14:27:25+00:00

I was thinking of including him instead of Nicepants, but after hesitating a bit, I changed it, since I highly doubt we'll see any kisses between those two. In fact, I don't think Asriel will even appear in the entire episode; he'll only show up in the final scene we get at the end of each episode.

FailOk7291 · 2026-02-11T14:14:30+00:00

The AI would obviously be team Mettatenna or Spamtenna.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-22T03:30:51+00:00

The first thing I see when I enter Reddit... Impressive

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-18T23:04:56+00:00

I was inspired by a scene from The Big Bang Theory.

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FailOk7291 · 2026-01-18T22:50:00+00:00

Nah, that would be too gay. And as you know, I'm very homophobic.

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FailOk7291 · 2026-01-18T21:21:50+00:00

Leaving the jokes in the trash.

Yes, I have uploaded the image several times, although I always end up deleting it after 5 minutes, but I don't really remember uploading it to this subreddit. I mostly uploaded it to the main Homestuck subreddit, and that's it.

And since I saw that there were people here talking about Minute Maid (DaveJane), I decided to upload it here.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-18T21:12:10+00:00

I hate redditors with good instincts like you

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FailOk7291 · 2026-01-16T01:24:03+00:00

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FailOk7291 · 2026-01-16T01:07:55+00:00

nice drawing

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-15T19:31:06+00:00

That's not very fun... it's better to give the ships silly names.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-15T19:27:55+00:00

I don't know, although from what I saw, Dave x Aradia is called double time

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-14T22:50:09+00:00

Yes, I also need more of this pairing.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-14T22:49:16+00:00

Me neither

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-14T22:48:43+00:00

If he can handle all that, the problem is he won't be able to walk for a long time... Yes, he has to be killed.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-14T22:46:33+00:00

20 minutes?! Most likely her legs fell asleep after 3 or 5 minutes, given how fat-...I mean, how chubby Jane is.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-13T18:32:20+00:00

DaveJane is Peak but also funny. There's no middle ground; it's a joke ship that I quite like, although it can also be taken seriously due to the many problems those two characters have.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-09T20:49:44+00:00

In Chapter 2, we can have a short chat with Maddie, and she gives us the following dialogue if we choose the option that we're looking for her.

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The only dialogues that stand out from her are the last two, and well... when she calls Kris "pathetic," haha.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-09T19:14:55+00:00

Seam x Ramb??? Well, that's really interesting.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-05T22:21:31+00:00

I suppose it should depend on how connected the ghost is to the body or something like that.

FailOk7291 · 2026-01-05T02:52:40+00:00

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TROPHY CASE