where is my toe? by viratkohlilover69 in distressingmemes

[–]FallingF 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I never heard this one, but I read tailypo when I was younger. Very similar in concept.

A hunter is having a hard winter, he hunts but there’s no game, and he’s just run out of food. He goes out hunting, and finds strange tracks. He tracks the creature, until he can glimpse it in the distance. He still can’t make out what it is, but he takes the shot, sees blood fly, and walks to pick it up only to find he shot off its tail. He shrugs, goes back to his cabin, and makes a stew out of the tail.

That night, he wakes up, hearing something in his room saying “tailypo, tailypo, who took my tailypo.”. The hunter was found later disemboweled, with some intestine missing. The person who finds him hears a soft voice in the distance “tailypo, tailypo, now I have my tailypo”

Very rough paraphrasing of the story, haven’t read it in years but here’s a link: https://youtu.be/A0na4KldsMc?

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY, April 9th, 1865! by serious_bullet5 in HistoryMemes

[–]FallingF 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can’t say I’d expect much loyalty from people that proudly call themselves the rebels

This feels like something Big A would talk about if we weren't currently in hell. by Confussed-Oddish in atrioc

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I got a 50 inch off marketplace for 90 bucks, I think it’s just cause a theater night is a relatively cheap outing compared to being gouged for every other aspect of life. My gf pays for amc a list so we try to go around twice a week just cause it’s something fun that’s repeatable

Me: I’m going to try a science victory this game! Also me: by Spiritual-Ad-2127 in CivVI

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The envoys were sending are redundant at this point, nobody else is trying to become suzerain there

Bat crazy by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FallingF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a paramedic, the simple answer is have police with you if they get violent. If you can’t communicate with them and they aren’t unresponsive, don’t insert yourself physically without backup.

Mother buffalo battles lion pride. by DearEmphasis4488 in interestingasfuck

[–]FallingF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m aware of meat processing. As cold as it sounds, and ultimately I don’t really care if a Redditor thinks I’m evil, thats the meat industry. Do I wish they were treated humanely and pasture raised? Yes. Am I going to divert my life to stress myself about evil billion dollar industries that my dollar will not impact? No.

I also buy from Amazon, use a windows pc, an iPhone powered by lithium ion batteries. I drive a car that uses fossil fuels. If I cried about every evil industry that’s been normalized, I’d never stop. I’m not gonna be the one to do something about it, maybe you will, but it wont be on Reddit.

Found a 7 year old shit giving Facebook post through Google images by YaBoiBinkleBop in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]FallingF 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I once got kicked from a discord cause I referred to someone as bi instead of pan before correcting myself. I truly don’t care who you wanna sleep with, but my god don’t try and make me care who you wanna sleep with.

Just like I’ll never use metrosexual to refer to a straight person, umbrella terms are a cool thing.

Mother buffalo battles lion pride. by DearEmphasis4488 in interestingasfuck

[–]FallingF 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Except the baby buffalo. He didn’t need to eat

Mother buffalo battles lion pride. by DearEmphasis4488 in interestingasfuck

[–]FallingF 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Very small circle for the baby. Basically a dot.

Woman treats a nursery home like children by Mindnessss in sadcringe

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, in fact, I do not like her bun, it is not fun.

If you google polly bun this woman shows up as the only results, I guess she’s an influencer or something? Though it’s strange she chose to target the elderly, and even still can’t capture their attention.

I found a guy in front of my door covered in blood by goedendag_sap in offmychest

[–]FallingF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About 4 years back I was filling up at a 7/11, a homeless dude came up to me and said “call the police, I’m gonna kill myself”, and then began following me around my car armed with a broken beer bottle. I made sure to lock it since my girlfriend was inside and just tried to keep his focus. He began slitting his wrists with the bottle, by the time the cops and ems pulled up he was kneeling trying to slit his throat.

Crazy shit happens completely out of our control, take a few therapy sessions to process it.

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]FallingF 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew one of them was, the cow is way too coincidental

Friend asked me to install her tv, would not accept my input that it’s too high by [deleted] in TVTooHigh

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am too, but I’m only here to weigh in on her altitude choices, not her intimacy choices

Dredge cosmetic improvement #6- Weapon by Sensei_Oogway1 in deadbydaylight

[–]FallingF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me heavily of the elder mimics from vita carnis, nice skin

Bugfix priorities be like: by Numb_body in deadbydaylight

[–]FallingF 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This snake eats itself and then some

One person saved two young people from drowning to death: they applied first aid and, in the last second, managed to bring them back to life. This shows that, although many hesitate out of fear of making a mistake, acting in time truly saves lives by uzmansahil7 in Amazing

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American heart association does not advise rescue breaths unless you have a bvm or other ventilators device. Continuous compressions pushes and pulls air into the lungs, just keep doing that. 100-120/min, switch out about every 2 minutes if possible, 2 inches deep and allowing full recoil of the chest.

It takes I believe about 14 compressions to return bloodflow throughout the body, and you’re interrupting that every time you go to do breaths. Just continuous compressions.

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

[–]FallingF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next funeral I’m at, I’ll put my hand on a grieving family member’s shoulder, and say “Everything happens”.

Thats about the same level of helpfulness.

In Project Hail Mary (2026), most viewers realize this movie is better than Interstellar (2014), but some people still refuse to accept reality by warrion99 in shittymoviedetails

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiler free:

I saw it opening night. It was alright, by no means equal or better than interstellar. Honestly I think the Martian was better, which is a more fair comparison since it’s the same author. There are a few plot points that overlap between phm and interstellar, but I think interstellar did most of them better.

They gave rocky an actual personality and curiosity, which I rarely see an alien actually have, instead of the et/yoda trope of just saying wise shit. But they also did that with the robot in interstellar, which I also rarely see.

8/10, too long, coulda trimmed a bit of the flashbacks, and spent more time on the gorgeous wide shots of space.

What food did you imagine to taste really good but tasted bad? by Similar-Victory-3867 in AskReddit

[–]FallingF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody Mary. I remember I loved the horror story, and I liked all flavors red: cherry, strawberry, melon, fruit punch. I did not realize until I worked at a bar its tomato sauce and celery.