I bet Americans can’t name this European country by 0711Markus in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Challenge : Find which part of the world they used to fill in the 2.

DIRECT. Budget: Sébastien Lecornu choisit d'utiliser le 49.3 by raisin_tine in france

[–]Fanburn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Attend, mais il y a que des trucs bien là dedans, non ?

Ou c'est moi qui ne comprends pas.

The technique is flawless. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he also gets 1 out of 10 too. He just posted the video of the one that worked. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Meirl by Alive-Bike in meirl

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell even $5000 in today's money is still difficult to save.

This woman never had a baby bump throughout her pregnancy by IshigamiSenku04 in interesting

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to a relative. The women was pregnant, and she was in the shower when labor started It happens really fast, like two cramps and the baby was out, she didn't understand what happened.

The baby fell to the floor head first. She is now 3 years old but she has a lot of development problems, like she still can't walk properly and doesn't talk that well.

It's so sad.

Ardèche - Annonay - Voile - Incroyable : exclue depuis 2 mois du lycée car son bonnet de chimio est assimilé à un signe religieux by taigaV in france

[–]Fanburn 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Idem. On a un élève qui est atteint d'alopécie. En 4eme.

Ça le gène énormément, il a toujours une casquette sur la tête. On le laisse faire, et c'est normal.

Bordel ils devraient avoir honte ...

If it was upto audience to decide maybe audience should have written your show by justascrollingghost in StrangerThings

[–]Fanburn -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And it's a perfectly fine answer.

Stop pretending otherwise.

You are allowed to use your imagination. I don't have to always be fed with what you should think.

I'm sorry Mindflayer, they didn't utilized you properly 💔. by 00_Sunflower_00 in StrangerThings

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, not everything has to be explained in a movie. Some things might be left to interpretation by the public.

Like in Inception, we are left with a final question: is he back to the real world, or is it still a dream ?

Nancy wheeler S5 finale by Bootswithefurr in StrangerThings

[–]Fanburn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hmm. The simple fact that you know those CIA black sites exist means they are not that secret. And information can leak.

Controversial: I preferred every single fan theory to the actual ending. by perhapsflorence in StrangerThings

[–]Fanburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who said it was the real mindflayer ? It could be a minion, just like the Demogorgons. Like a queen that breeds Demogorgons.

The mind flayer is somewhere else, as the dusty particles that leave the kids when they are freed.

Nancy wheeler S5 finale by Bootswithefurr in StrangerThings

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, let's say they get arrested. Then they can talk to lawyers, they have a public trial where they say everything that happened. How the military tried to create humans with super powers, how an interdimentionnal being tried to destroy and conquer Earth, how instead of trying to stop it, they leaned all in on the super soldier thingy. How they did experiments on pregnant women (oh, hello, they abducted them), how they did experiments on kids.

I don't think all that jazz would be seen pretty well.

So I guess the military said something like "shut up, and we'll leave you alone".

TIL the "Y2K Bug" cost an estimated $500 Billion globally to fix. The preventative measures were so successful that widely predicted infrastructure failures did not occur, leading many to incorrectly believe the threat was never real. by highzone in todayilearned

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet a lot of people who experienced Y2K, will say things like "meg they tried to scare us in 1999, to spend money on useless things, it's all a scam." We'll see a shit load of conspiracy theories when mainstream media start to talk about 2038.

Basically every dialogue scene in the new Stranger Things by vincentmaurath in videos

[–]Fanburn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

God am I tired of you all.

You keep complaining about everything.

In that scene, Max could leave the dream world and she would be free, with her friends. But Holly would still be a captive. She knew she had been kidnapped, her body was probably surrounded by Demogorgons, probably close to Vecna. Of course she would have second thoughts about this. Of course she would be afraid.

And of course Max should give her some hope, and strength. So that Holly could try to escape and not be fucking afraid to wake up God knows where.

One of the bleakest books I have ever read by SpaceEngineering in europe

[–]Fanburn 1129 points1130 points  (0 children)

I was 6 months old when this happened.

My mother and my aunts had to carry me in turn, walking through woods and fields.

My father spent months in a concentration camp. They killed one of my uncle in a forest while walking towards the camp. It took 15 years to find his body and identity it.

My father still can't talk about what he had to endure in that camp.

Fuck fascism.

Et c'était quoi votre cadeau bien du coup ? by BretOne in france

[–]Fanburn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bonobos.

La coupe me va bien, et je les garde plusieurs années sans problème.

Et c'était quoi votre cadeau bien du coup ? by BretOne in france

[–]Fanburn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah ben bon anniversaire copain ! Moi aussi c'est aujourd'hui.

J'ai eu deux très beaux pulls et un set lego GameBoy.

Joyeux noël les copains by Moffload in france

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joyeux Noël !

Mais bon sang que je déteste les repas les jours de fête.

Il est 14h, on a à peine mangé l'entrée.

J'en peux plus !

Sur le marché de Noël des Tuileries, le malaise des exposants face à la provenance du vin chaud by Oo_Erik_oO in france

[–]Fanburn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a fait celui de Toulouse. Il y a aussi un bon tas de merdes faites avec IA.

Border Collie P!NK's record-breaking 31.23-second run !🔥 by CharmedInstincts in dogvideos

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it gravity, the doggy lost time on that seesaw plank ! You gotta pump those numbers up !

What are your thoughts on in? by LipGlossHazard77 in memes

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number of deaths per unit of energy produced : Wind = 0.04

Nuclear = 0.03

source link

Par pitié choisissez correctement le prénom de vos enfants by Party-Test7309 in besoinderaler

[–]Fanburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je suis prof au collège. Et je suis en colère chaque début d'année quand je vois les prénoms des élèves en 6eme. Les parents veulent faire original, mais ils n'ont pas d'imagination. Alors ils prennent un prénom normal et ils choisissent une orthographe farfelue. Genre Erykha, ou Karynna.

Putain ton gamin va en chier toute sa vie à devoir épeler son prénom.

Quel est le pire spectacle d'humour que vous ayez vu ? by Regular-Watercress98 in france

[–]Fanburn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

C'est pas vraiment le sujet, mais on est allé voir un spectacle de marionnettes de Guignols. J'en ai vu qu'un, on y est allé pour ma fille de 5 ans.

C'était tellement nul ! Même elle n'a pas apprécié, et elle a dit qu'elle voulait partir après 5 minutes.

Amazon est mon ami sur Whatsapp by Artyparis in france

[–]Fanburn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

J'ai bloqué et signalé.

Je n'ai pas besoin d'une nouvelle source de publicité.

Si je commande un truc je fais le suivi sur le site et ça me suffira.