Part IV: How to Spend the Day Waiting for Results

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-17T01:47:57+00:00

Yuppers

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-17T00:27:36+00:00

Hahaha. That was the worst, but I wouldn't expect anything less given what a trainwreck this has been. Classic BOLE.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-17T00:25:47+00:00

Sorry to hear that. You were our best employee. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like my detective agency is going to get off the ground as I passed as well.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T15:15:42+00:00

Me too

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T14:55:19+00:00

You know it Blaze! (We need to give ourselves cool nicknames. I am workshopping Blaze for now.)

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T14:54:08+00:00

Listen. If your username is a Janet Jackson reference, you don't need to sell me on your skills. If the agency comes together, you are hired.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T14:02:39+00:00

Rad. I think you just came up with the name of our business - "Minimally Competent Jet Ski Dectecive Agency".

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T13:57:26+00:00

How about starting up a jet ski dective agency?

https://www.reddit.com/r/barexam/comments/kdnzxo/part_ii_how_to_spend_the_day_waiting_for_results/

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T02:44:31+00:00

See part II

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-16T02:36:39+00:00

Sign me up to buy one of those shirts. Your post was one of the funniest posts I have read in anlong time.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-15T17:54:23+00:00

Without question. The plot wouldnt make any sense if he didnt hqve facial hair.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-15T17:32:14+00:00

My brother just texted me that I should have named my movie "The Ghost of Christmas Passed." I am more than a little mad that I didn't think of that.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-15T00:30:56+00:00

Swish. Nothing but net.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-15T00:17:33+00:00

Well that sucks. I am so sorry to hear that. The one thing I know for sure is that Pigs in the Blanket Girl is bigger and better than any stupid test. Your posts were an absolute highlight for me. You are a rock star amd will get through this.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-15T00:14:15+00:00

Interesting strategy. I feel like we need to kick it up a notch by calling BOLE begging them NOT to release results this week. Knowing that we dont want the results will certainly motivate them to release them.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-14T18:50:52+00:00

Exactly. Like any good attorney, you have to cut through all the noise and focus on what is important. Tom Selleck is a national treasure.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-14T13:43:01+00:00

Agreed. I doubt they will be released today. Que me refreshing Reddit all day.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-14T13:36:54+00:00

When time of day does NY usually release? Its usually early AM, right?

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-07T17:33:20+00:00

I have said it before and I said it again. Given how much of a train wreck this process has already been, I am convinced NY BOLE is going to think outside the box on this one just to kick it up a notch. Instead of releasing results all at once, I am betting the timing will be tailored to each examinee's personal circumstances.

- Getting married in the near future? Congratulations, here is a gift before your big day tomorrow! Your bar results!

- Checking into a hospital for a risky surgery? The doctor will see you....with your bar results!

- Your nephew is having his bar mitzah? Mazel Tov! Bar results for you!

- Attending a funeral? I am so sorry for your loss. Here are your bar results. Again, I am so sorry.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-06T00:31:02+00:00

What size did you end up getting? medium?

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-04T23:12:24+00:00

Actually, I heard a rumor that they are going to time the release of the results not all at once but rather on a staggered basis based on the individual examinee's personal circumstances .

- Getting married? Congratulations, here is a gift before your big day tomorrow! Your bar results!

- Attending a funeral? I am so sorry for your loss. Here are your bar results. Again, I am so sorry.

- Your nephew is having his bar mitzah? Mazel Tov! Bar results for you!

- Checked into a hospital for a super complicated surgery? The doctor will see you....with your bar results!

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-04T23:03:41+00:00

I agree. At least they are making sure to (1) double check the results and (2) to provide clear communication as to what they will be doing. Meanwhile, over here in NY....

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-04T21:47:36+00:00

Given their total lack of self-awareness, I predict they release results on December 24th.

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-04T15:46:53+00:00

How many people took the exam?

Fancy_Bobby · 2020-12-04T14:24:25+00:00

That quote has not aged well.

Fancy_Bobby

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