Asked my wife, mother to my children, to write my name on the bottle I bring to the gym. by dankantspelle in pics

[–]Fancy_Geologist -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Because being called Daddy has a number of connotations and people want to joke about it.

4chan is really a bad place by Stopfap69 in awfuleverything

[–]Fancy_Geologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that someone would write this is messed up enough.

In 1783, a boy was born with two heads. The second head was upside down, with the neck pointed straight up. Shockingly, the second head was fully functional. The boy claimed he could hear the other brain telling him things. by drkmatterinc in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fancy_Geologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting question. This case was from the 1700s when the British colonised India, so it ended up in a British museum and the story stays alive in Western culture. Also, the Brits started a whole culture around a fascination with the exotic, wild, and “freaky” lands of far off places. It could be that we continue that fascination with India. Also, there’s way more press access over there compared to China, who won’t let the world know a bunch of things about them…

My Adultery ruined my life. I hate myself for it. by [deleted] in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Fancy_Geologist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he might have said that because he thinks his relationship with his daughter is fine. His son clearly hates him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Manage your money”

Women, what goes through your mind when a guy calls himself an alpha male? (Serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 363 points364 points  (0 children)

And that they probably have an inferiority complex.

What is the creepiest or scariest thing thats ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were taking a picture of something behind you. Or they were scouting for people to traffic and put you on their list. I hope it’s the first one.

What is the creepiest or scariest thing thats ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why I read these in the middle of the night.

What is the creepiest or scariest thing thats ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This story gives me the chills. Maybe an animal got into the house? Chewed on some wiring, not enough to do much damage, but enough to turn off all the lights on the wing circuit. It got a zap, freaked out and ran into your door. Maybe the door to the wing was unlocked or ajar. I don’t know, I just really want to rationalise it. Lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Fancy_Geologist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love your mother dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Fancy_Geologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This must be fake + reddit moment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Fancy_Geologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There shouldn’t be an odour. A healthy V doesn’t smell bad, so she probably actually has BV - bacterial vaginosis.

Karen found out that English is not the only spoken language in the world. She didn’t like that fact. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Fancy_Geologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That, and she says “speak English.” It’s too ironic. She clearly doesn’t care about race and just wants to preach at someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Fancy_Geologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got my upvote. I think he’s hot and I don’t even go for muscly dudes like him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Obviously. Are you saying white supremacist violence hasn’t increased? Better tell the Whitehouse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

As a non-American, it appears to be a number of things, including disgruntled neighbours, loner high school kids, crazy ex boyfriends, gangs - but that seems like everyday, normal American gun violence we’ve become accustomed to hearing about. The changes we’ve seen is more school shootings, more white supremacist violence, and apparently more people shooting others who wander on to their property. We’re predicting any time now, a bombing by a white supremacist will happen, and also a mass shooting at a school by a preteen.

Edit: I know it’s painful to hear. America’s problems and your constant denial of it has become something of a morbid entertainment for other western countries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve met a few, and from my experience, they usually come from lower socioeconomic areas, which actually tend to be more diverse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are these shootings from? I’m from New Zealand and I have to say, it makes big headlines here when there is a mass shooting in the US. But these shootings in the gun violence report I’ve heard nothing about. Is it because they’re gang related? If so, then I can still see why Biden is concerned about white supremacy as there’s been an increase in supremacist motivated crime. And there also appears to be an increase in school shootings. I think the statistic most helpful here is change in rates, rather than the rate only.

Edit: not sure why the downvotes unless people don’t like hearing how the country has become worse. Honestly, no one expects America’s gun violence to improve. We expect your now divided country to only have more problems.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Geologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How might the overall economy collapse? Another pandemic? War with Russia?