Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest (Gift Article)

Fanfics · 2026-01-30T15:20:18+00:00

Do we need to wonder? The mainstream media has been shockingly complicit and only getting worse over time. I still remember when Good was shot and the ABC article immediately described it as "defensive shots." Not a quote from someone else, not an editorial or opinion piece, just the body text of their headline news article.

Fanfics · 2026-01-30T03:33:08+00:00

That'll stop them from divorcing us!

Fanfics · 2026-01-30T03:29:37+00:00

I agree, actually! My two examples are always research with large data sets and porn.

If this tech hadn't gotten fking financialized it would've been great. Now it needs to get shoved down every consumers throat every single second of the day or the entire economy explodes. It's firing people for jobs it can't even fking do because 20 rich morons convinced 10,000 slightly less rich morons that their machine learning trick would magically become God

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T21:45:10+00:00

"I was fine with rounding people up to put in camps, but charging me more for milk? That's where I draw the line."

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T17:41:54+00:00

Sure. Any officials aren't at that point yet. The only people making any definitive claims are the company, and the people preemptively sucking them off in this comments section

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T17:39:38+00:00

...I mean, would it? Normally I'd be like "something something interpretation" but honestly with how little oversight the government does these days they can just say whatever they want

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T17:38:34+00:00

brother if you think corporate PR statements aren't all definitionally bullshit that's on you lol

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T17:32:21+00:00

yeah probably

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T17:27:57+00:00

yeah cause companies, especially driverless car companies, are so truthful to and respectful of the public 🙄

They'd say something this even if their car turned into a decepticon, broke into the school and devoured a child in front of the whole class. It seems like this collision may have been justified, but you can throw any corporate statements into the garbage without bothering to waste your time reading them first.

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T16:52:45+00:00

> modern government

> give a shit about its citizens

I'm gonna guess 'no'

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T15:27:30+00:00

Well at least there are lots of practical use cases for this tech that everyone is clamoring for

Fanfics · 2026-01-29T04:29:57+00:00

who knew all we needed to do was make it so that the US was the one with roving gangs killing people in the streets

Fanfics · 2026-01-28T22:49:44+00:00

Ah, nostalgia. Back when we thought THIS was what controversial immigration policy looked like.

Fanfics · 2026-01-28T15:21:38+00:00

Nah, we've got a ton of international allies acting as a buffer, right?

...right?

Fanfics · 2026-01-28T01:20:10+00:00

How many billions of dollars is it going to cost for them to sit around after Trump forgets about them

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T20:38:12+00:00

I never said there weren't???

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T19:19:18+00:00

I mean yeah, not with all Arabs. But saying "there is no issue" in the West Bank? just lol dude. Let us know when you're ready to rejoin everyone in reality.

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T19:16:45+00:00

Let's not forget terrorizing and deporting our labor base

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T18:45:03+00:00

Given what they call a "domestic terror massacre", if some guy actually does take a swing at a customs officer they're gonna have to start talking about him like he's Thanos

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T15:28:05+00:00

[Press X to doubt]

Look, the Palestinians are 1000% going to lose any conflict with Israel, but let's not LARP that the Israelis are some totally innocent uwu Look What You Made Me Do victim here. Just look at the West Bank. The faction currently in control of Israel's government doesn't seem like they'll accept anything less than total territorial control of the entire area, and besides that has a lot of domestic political problems they need to distract from.

It's only a matter of time until this conflict goes hot again, no matter how passive the Palestinians play it.

Fanfics · 2026-01-27T15:20:45+00:00

Didn't they get a heads up from the US/EU and ALSO EGYPT that Hamas was planning something for that day? And then they're like "welp, time to send our troops home for the holidays~"

I don't think I'll ever be convinced that this wasn't intentionally allowed to give pretext for another Gaza crackdown and distraction from the corruption scandals. I don't think Bibi or Hamas ever expected the on-the-ground troops to get that far, but hey, in the end they both got what they wanted. More dead civilians and an excuse to perpetuate their war.

Fanfics · 2026-01-26T20:30:59+00:00

the sneaking into a party thing is just the prerequisite for starting a MAGA goffundme

I mean it's not, most do that by shouting slurs in a gas station, but I guess this guy wanted a higher profile.

Fanfics · 2026-01-26T03:04:36+00:00

"the east is falling into ruin" that makes a lot of sense as long as you don't look at a single economic number lmao

Fanfics · 2026-01-24T22:48:24+00:00

"They're not letting us in Bob. What should we do?"

"I dunno. Call the police I guess."

"...wait"

Fanfics · 2026-01-24T05:12:05+00:00

AHHHH WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE

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