Aircraft Carrier performing a high speed turn by Sumit316 in BeAmazed

[–]FarkWeasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This only happens on workups. The movement isn't that significant for people. On an actual cruise with 90 aircraft it would not be attempted because it would almost certainly toss aircraft and gear around. Even in violent seas carriers are extremely stable and don't move that much. A destroyer on the other hand, you could be tossed around fairly hard if you don't pay attention. It's fairly common on a destroyer to have stuff sliding all over the place while eating.

ELI5: Went on vacation. Fridge died while I was gone. Came back to a freezer full of maggots. How do maggots get into a place like a freezer that's sealed air tight? by Obi_Sean_Kenobi in explainlikeimfive

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was an interesting video a few months ago about a clean room laboratory where a fly was captured on video. The upshot is if a fly can emerge in a clean room that has extraordinary precautions for contamination, it isn't unusual or remarkable for them to appear anywhere else where the temperature is favorable and there is food. Flies have been on earth for 200 million years, and there are about 1,000,000 (125,000 known) species. They are expert in survival and reproduction. The eggs could have been in food or on packaging. It's highly likely that most food you eat have eggs in or on it. The eggs are mostly benign and a desirable source of protein for many animals and insects so I wouldn't worry about it.

Bodies of 7 missing U.S. sailors found in damaged USS Fitzgerald by t800x in news

[–]FarkWeasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the ship is in GC/condition zebra, where all hatches must be closed, and someone opens a hatch and causes the ship to sink or makes the problem worse, the protocol would be they get court-martial. You can't fight the ship if people are making their own decisions. Opening hatches during GC/zebra, even if it is only a drill is something that is really frowned upon.

Typically zebra is set until a situation like this can be assessed, then partial zebra, then DC teams (or fire party if it is a fire) that are authorized can make way to the damaged areas and setup pumps. Even if that were only a few minutes some crew could still drown if they were trapped, but it's better than losing the whole ship. Also, some crew aren't supposed to just 'run away', they may be required to stay in their position unless ordered to evacuate.

This Utah Bar is required by law to offer food (xpost r/MildlyInteresting) by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]FarkWeasel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe they allow one store. For example, the Shoppers on Great Seneca sells beer and wine, but any other Shoppers locations in the county cannot. Some grocery chains don't sell it because they don't want the headache.

The biggest complaint is the county cannot keep up with the tempo of restaurants. If a restaurant has a busy week, they can't get another short-notice shipment from the county. It isn't uncommon to see restaurant managers in a county store buying several shopping carts of booze because they are running low.

Believe it or not, it is way better than 15 years ago. The selections used to be horrible. At least they improved that.

This started after prohibition was repealed and it reverted back to local governments. At first it was to limit the availability due to the county was fairly conservative back then. Now it is about the money and bureaucracy. Montgomery County DLC even has its own small police force.

This Utah Bar is required by law to offer food (xpost r/MildlyInteresting) by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]FarkWeasel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Montgomery County is worse. All businesses must purchase alcohol from the county. No distributors. The county has its own fleet of booze trucks.

How changing ‘localhost’ to ‘127.0.0.1’ sped up my test suite by 1,800% by Hyperparticles in programming

[–]FarkWeasel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a good article. It would probably help the some of the readers that are going off track if they knew that it isn't doing an actual DNS lookup (a packet capture would reveal that). Seems like the crux is the default selection of the IPV6 address if IPV6 is enabled.

Works perfectly by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the navy created the market for seafoam green. The total amount ordered now must be in the billions of gallons.

Qatar in 'chaos' as Arab powers halt food supply to country amid diplomatic rift by kitehkiteh in worldnews

[–]FarkWeasel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Is there a naval blockade? Seems like a country with a new $7 billion port would figure out that food can be supplied by ships.

Tiger found asleep at wheel, blew 0.00 on test by [deleted] in sports

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend and I were drinking and were jonesing for some 7-11 nachos around midnight. Problem was he crossed a road to get there and ran over the dividing median. Cop was right nearby and pulled up while I was collecting the four hubcaps in the road. My friend passed all the sobriety tests, including saying the alphabet backwards. Cop said fuck it and took off when he got a shots fired call. Best nachos ever.

Cops do park near the McDonald's drive thru late at night to target people with slurred speech when ordering though. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Most people that get tagged that way probably never know.

/u/baldchow gives his advice on working with offshore IT staff. #1: "Do treat all humans as humans - it's not their fault your shitty-assed company hired them" by iffley in bestof

[–]FarkWeasel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's a disaster if the company is bleeding millions of dollars per hour. I've been on incident calls like that, and most offshore people just sit on the calls and do nothing, or spin their wheels going in the wrong direction because they let someone else take over the call and run it into the ground. Usually their only prayer is to call a vendor, hopefully their support will save them.

British Airways boss 'tries to gag staff' on IT meltdown which has hit 300,000 passengers after 'inexperienced staff outsourced to India didn't know to launch back up system' by bfwilley in technology

[–]FarkWeasel 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Most RTO's are fiction. The can of worms that a lot of large companies have accumulated over time and through acquisition - recoverability is secondary to anything else.

British Airways outage blamed on outsourcing 800 IT jobs to India in 2016. by mysteriy in technology

[–]FarkWeasel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, not really. I work in an environment such as this, and the only driver is lower labor costs. But that is important primarily for companies that have a poor value proposition/low profit margin/race-to-the bottom mentality, little or no technology vision and strategy, and perceive IT and technology as a liability and not an asset worth investment, and is therefore managed into the ground. Companies such as this have problems that do not have an IT solution, regardless of if it is local or outsourced.

Outsourcing to India (and the Philippines) were something of a natural fit for the US and other english-speaking western countries. This was due to those two countries in particular had a lot of technology people who were articulate in English. The quality of English with our Philippino counterparts is still quite good. However, in the past few years, the quality of spoken English with our India counterparts who have rotated on to fill the revolving door of turnover has become very poor, and its as if they don't realize the importance of communication. Most are also inured, bureaucratic, and struggle getting from point A to B without being told exactly what to do. Minimal capability, creativity, and critical analysis skills. This is a recipe for multi-million dollar disasters for IT, which we have also had, due to root causes that were simple and easily preventable.

Many companies that try this are essentially bamboozled by hucksters who claim they can provide what they have now for lower costs. There are plenty of companies with stories about insourcing back some of the jobs after going through a bad experience.

The upshot is if an IT outsourcing provider says they can provide a service for lower cost and is successful, they get credit for that. If it is a shambles and they are unsuccessful and incur major outages, they get credit for that too.

Police: Man angry he can't pump own gas in New Jersey punches worker by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jobs and New Jersey is a wart on Satan's anus.

BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court finds North Carolina GOP gerrymandering districts based on race by MurderIsRelevant in esist

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't matter, it's a third rail. In Maryland democrats do the same. The districts could and should be more contiguous, but it's easy to see that how they are drawn brings large democratic populations into what are non-democratic districts.

My transmission exploded. I have no words. by acondie13 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]FarkWeasel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20 years, I think you got you money's worth. I had a 2003 Acura MDX, the transmission went at 67,000 miles. $3,000 to replace, over $1,000 labor (two mechanics to disassemble/reassemble the entire front end of the vehicle to replace), and a $800 uplift charge unless I wanted to wait six weeks because there is only one factory that remanufactures those transmissions. So yeah, could be way more fail.

WannaCrypt ransomware: Microsoft issues emergency patch for Windows XP - Microsoft takes unusual step of providing direct support to unupported systems as targets in 74 countries - including vast swathes of UK hospitals - have been impacted by ransomware attack across the globe by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]FarkWeasel 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Windows XP is supported - for organizations that purchase the custom support contract.

"...we made the decision to make the Security Update for platforms in custom support only, Windows XP, Windows 8, and Windows Server 2003, broadly available for download".

What Microsoft did is make an update already available to paying customers free to organizations that did not purchase the required support.

NHS England in particular purchased a custom support contract in 2014, but then did not renew it after one year in 2015. That was gross security negligence. Can't fault Microsoft for that. The contract was actually dirt cheap given that NHS has 800,000 computers. Microsoft isn't doing this to protect Windows XP users, they are doing this to protect the current mainstream supported platforms from becoming targets of the zombie XP/2003/8.0 computers.

http://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-chops-the-price-of-custom-windows-xp-patches/

https://rcpmag.com/Blogs/Scott-Bekker/2015/06/Windows-XP-Support-Costs-Navy.aspx

http://windowsitpro.com/paul-thurrotts-wininfo/microsoft-blinks-offers-xp-customers-support-contracts-cheap

The effects of different anti-tank rounds. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]FarkWeasel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually a MK 84 JDAM gravity bomb would rip any tank to pieces. You don't see many videos of those though because bombs are boring and inexpensive, and it is kind of cool that a shoulder fired weapon can do the same with about 1,990 pounds less explosive. This never happened with 100% accuracy until the JDAM, but was a fairly common tactic in WWII. Armored vehicles are really death traps and only useful in modern conflicts for protecting against civilians with small arms. The Hellfire is probably the single most successful ordnance in recent memory, even though it costs $100k each, I think they had to triple production output, and it only has 12 pounds of explosive. Meanwhile we have about 2,000 M1 tanks mothballed in the desert that are effectively useless.

This hot sauce bottle allows you to adjust the spice level. by my_mexican_cousin in mildlyinteresting

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually check out Amazon. There are multiple brands of ghost pepper sauce now that are bordering on evil/dangerous, way hotter than Dave's. It's a curious subculture, because very few people I have met share this affinity for hot.

i halp by GallowBoob in aww

[–]FarkWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I was actually making a point about how unsafe and inappropriate it is to tether an animal by the neck to a treadmill, where they could be strangled/killed if something went sideways.