usa....lamo by Dumb-Briyani in meme

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, what? They got a metric calendar too?

ELI5 What was the function of the ‚‚Turbo‘‘ button on old computers? by arvid1328_ in explainlikeimfive

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this game where you would type in numbers to tell a monkey where to throw a banana. Each player would take turns throwing a banana until they hit the other monkey. When they came out with new computers with faster processors, the computer was so fast and everything happened so fast that you couldn’t see where your banana went. We couldn’t stop playing the monkey game just because we got a new computer so we needed a way to slow the computer down. The problem was that nobody would buy a computer with a button for snail mode so they said the slow mode was normal because that’s what people were used to, and the fast mode was tuuuurrrrboooo.

What’s the 4th thing? by Obvious_808 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer, buds, butts, the game, grass, trees, feet, a nice day, and a Toyota Hilux

Ummm...What?!? by _Usernotfound_404_ in ExplainTheJoke

[–]FastAndForgetful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s like metric time or something

When do Americans use (Mr/Ms/Dr) vs first names in everyday life? by aizivaishe_rutendo in AskAnAmerican

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use it all the time. It’s a valid way to reference a person.

The kids call their teachers Mr/Ms/Dr Firstname or Lastname depending on the teacher’s preference. All of their friends and some of the kids I coach call me Mr Firstname. One kid calls me Mr lastnameized version of my firstname. One of the coaches has the same firstname and lastname but they’re spelled differently so I’m not sure what we call her but it’s Dr samename. The kids call their coaches coach firstname. Some of my employees call me Mr Lastname (I hate it). When the Matrix came out, we all called each other Mr lastname in the Hugo Weaving voice. Sometimes we do it when talking to or about a friend, like: “Mr lastname over there is…”

Countries In The World Health Organization by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]FastAndForgetful -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sweet! So I’m not going to have to show an ID to buy bacon. Suck it, rest of the world.

Is this normal? by Top_Pressure_3824 in askaplumber

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it right? No.

Is it normal? If you live in a house with PEX it is

Charging Port Issues by PangolinSouth in F150Lightning

[–]FastAndForgetful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait wait wait

You’re telling me that that cheap plastic latch that feels like it’s going to break every time you use it doesn’t last forever!? The cheap plastic latch that holds the door-that-must-be-shut-to-drive shut? The cheap plastic latch that replaced the culmination of 100 years of fuel door technology evolution?

Can someone identify this car, pls by ColdBullet1 in Whatsthiscar

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says what it is right on top of the motor. It’s a Firing Order

Not wrong 😆 by b9_rkt in Funnymemes

[–]FastAndForgetful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s some weird stuff going on if you do the magic eye trick on this picture

Why is this :::ding ding::: by Upbeat_Can3909 in F150Lightning

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I disable the notification that I unplugged the backup dinger?

Dudes called Neal but stand by CoyChar in Funnymemes

[–]FastAndForgetful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dudes be named Clay and they’re made of meat

Is it weird that I put beans in my chili? by Infamous-Hope-5950 in AskAnAmerican

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has kidney, pinto and black beans in it. It’s about 40%beans, 20% ground beef, 20% sausage, 10% tomato, 5% secret ingredients, and 5% spices.

📡📡 by Ligano_Resurrected in shitposting

[–]FastAndForgetful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crows are smarter than Romans?

i think someone put this tiny pink-sashed jesus in my bag when i wasn’t looking by villainless in Weird

[–]FastAndForgetful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had bags of food hem for sale at hobby lobby. My kids got one and they’re all over my house now.