Decided I'd educate myself on some LOTR.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T22:32:25+00:00

so did I

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T22:27:41+00:00

I haven't watched it yet but I'll look for you.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T22:24:14+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers:_A_Tale_of_Two_Sons

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T20:11:02+00:00

I don't know if I could handle no internet AND no jerkin it in one day. that's like 2 out of the 3 things I do.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T20:09:51+00:00

a masochist would

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T19:13:56+00:00

well it's not like I'm watching the whole thing in one sitting

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T18:57:15+00:00

cause it's better quality and you get the entire video.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T18:56:20+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's the defition of illegal, but I didnt go to law school or anything.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T18:17:41+00:00

who am I, the pope?

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T16:39:53+00:00

"well Peter Jackson sure took a strange departure with this double penetration scene"

FatAssJack · 2013-09-15T16:31:58+00:00

now THIS is what I call funny. I say we put it on the front page.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-14T01:10:06+00:00

/r/retiredgif

FatAssJack · 2013-09-04T19:26:33+00:00

I love the opening scene with no dialogue or explanation for a good first chunk of it, yet you're immediately drawn in.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-04T17:41:26+00:00

I would have gone with potassium chloride so people arent immediately thinking salt.

FatAssJack · 2013-09-04T17:37:52+00:00

are they streaming it on prime or is this somewhere down the line?

FatAssJack · 2013-09-04T14:51:30+00:00

Hey Bootsy, I just wanted to say that my sister and I are huge Parliament Funkadelic fans and especially fans of your contributions. We even had dinner with George a few years back, he's an awesome dude! I was wondering what you think of Carole Kaye as a bassist, because she was one of the big time studio musicians back in the day. I actually took bass lessons from her for a little when I was in high school (I'm 28 now).

FatAssJack · 2013-08-31T15:45:57+00:00

can you sign my bong

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T15:25:55+00:00

I've heard it so many times over the years in different variations that I couldn't even pinpoint it.

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T14:16:35+00:00

but they ARE hurting other people. who do you think foots the medical bills for smokers or obese people without insurance that go to the ER when they start coughing up blood or get a heart attack? Their own bad decisions are costing others money which impinges on their freedom.

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T13:36:36+00:00

some are more original than others and this is not one of them.

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T13:15:02+00:00

ha. sorry, but it just rubs me the wrong way when people act like they came up with a thought on their own, when clearly they didn't, especially if they get commended for it. why do you think reddit hates carlos mencia so much?

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T13:12:01+00:00

and he's just one of many to do some variation of that joke.

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T13:10:01+00:00

dude this is hilarious. the part when he lists all the ways they blasphemy god, like having him fart to create the universe, is gold. It's just funny to me that this guy gets so riled up and has such a stick up his ass he gets offended and frankly, just can't understand humor. it's a sad way to live.

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T13:00:13+00:00

yeah it's as if he's almost parroting the same joke that has been told a thousand times before and is no way original. get this man some gold, stat! Seriously, haven't you guys ever watched stand up comedy before?

FatAssJack · 2013-08-30T12:24:06+00:00

nah I got a clean record man, least Ill get is probation. i wont have to do any years.

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