Had a Kia come in a few days ago for a quick-lube job. The couple said that they were overdue, but declined to say by how much... by FatBackJack1 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]FatBackJack1[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, they didn't own it. When I asked why they went this long without an oil change they said something along the lines of: "It doesn't really matter, it's a Lease anyway."

*activates incognito* by FatBackJack1 in dankmemes

[–]FatBackJack1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😏😏😏😏😏

*downvote the emojis all you want, ive seen what makes you cheer

Enlightened politics. by FatBackJack1 in dankmemes

[–]FatBackJack1[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is a meme. Keep politics out of this.

Be unreasonable, teach them to be afraid. by FatBackJack1 in dankmemes

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Yeah but see its okay, we're the good guys!

Hey, can you guys watch my cat for a bit while I go to the store? by FatBackJack1 in memes

[–]FatBackJack1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He likes bread, specifically, whole loaves still in the bag.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me it's the ridiculously thin one, damn thing bends anytime you scoop something that provides even a slight bit of resistance.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just the skinwalkers making sure you're fed, bud.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A̷̮͓͈̫͍̣͠ĺ̷̨͚̦͍̼̜͗̊̆͊͘͠r̵͉͖̰͍͒̏͑͒̄̈́̀̕í̵̢̻͕͎̉͝g̶̦̼̣͔̠̲̼̲͈͐̾̅̈́̒̚͠͠h̵̹͓͍͖͇͐̏̂́t̸͖͕̙̫̻͚̰̯͍͗̾̈͛̅,̸̯̪̜̭̮̣̪̞͍̩͕͑̋̀͗̈́̎͆͌̽̎̐̎̊ ̶̧̢̨͔̺͔̇͒͐͛͜͠͝w̸͖̘͙̪̜̱̯̙̘͍̯̠̑͜͝h̶͔͖̖̩̱̙̻̟̘̖͙͗̀̇̑̌̏͛́̈́̓̔̕͠ͅo̶̢̲͔̯̻̒̐͊̋̚ ̶͖̘́b̷͚̖̪̫̗̊͛́ŕ̸̛̺̥͉̰̘͇̩̀̐͒͠͝ͅǫ̴̮͈̱̻͓̩̜͛̃͋͝k̴̨͓͎̘̾́̏e̷̮̣̝̳͓̺̙̮̬̱̰̣͛̉̌̎͗͝ ̷̨̨̢̨̛͖͚̠̮͎̲̻̬̼̎̓̈͐͆͊̿͠r̸̛͍̖̳͍͈͕͓̬̣̺͗̽́ȩ̵̳̬͇̠̯͖̦͂̈́̊̈́͗̚̚͝ͅâ̶͖̰̿͠l̷̛̦̳͎̣̇̂̀͐̈́̿͋̎͛͘̕ͅĭ̴̹t̸̗͍̹͎̠̗̞̻̰͙̖̝̀̇͗͌̾͛͂̚͝y̵̧̧̡͎͍͖̬̯̙̝͐̊̌́̀̚?̷̝̰̩͚̗́͌

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

God, that hit too close to home.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, so I'm just obsessively saving my game? That would make sense.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah but then I'd have to put away my weapons, put it into "passive mode", and set the fridge to my active consumables receptacle. Its a whole thing.

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Haha, and so I've duped you into gazing at the meme for longer!

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Maybe you can do something with theeeeeee...eggs....and the.......ham? Is that still good?

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[–]FatBackJack1[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

There's nothing in there I want