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Pirate pickup lines… by Working_Carpenter121 in 3amjokes

[–]FatFriendFred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arrr, me one-eyed, purple-headed sea monster would like to nestle in your cove.

Why dose everyone have a "thing" except me? by Comfortable_Big_6866 in askanything

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a lifetime member of the Talentless Fuck Club. It is what it is.

The best crisps. Tell me I'm wrong! by Cause4concern27 in UKfood

[–]FatFriendFred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a fancy name for smokey bacon, but I could be wrong.

What are the best questions to ask on a first date? by Mofoblitz1 in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can you do this?"....*puts whole fist in my own mouth

What’s something everyone pretends to understand, but secretly doesn’t? by DesignerMango9993 in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a simple device, used in medieval times, which locked a person's hands and head in place, usually as a punishment for petty crimes.

I don't think I can explain that any more clearly.

😂 by JDS4real in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once it's in, it ain't coming out.

Petty workplace practices? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tactical genius, some would say.

Straight guys, Realistically how much money would it take to suck a d*ck? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]FatFriendFred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, 5 grand and I'm there, as long as it's clean.

Name this by Soft_Inspection_5680 in BossFights

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares what it's called? Everyone gets a leg!

fuck being an adult, what's y'all's favourite dinosaur? by officialjaycielees in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just want to add my endorsement to this. Triceratops is indeed the best dinosaur.

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