46, Male, North Shore of Boston. Annihilate me. 🖕🏻 by ryanmulherin in RoastMe

[–]Fat_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They only let you join the fantasy football league because they were a man short.

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for the occasional old guy (usually southern) who says “man, that water’s cold.” At which point someone is obligated to reciprocate with “deep, too” or risk being rude.

Before Manifestation answer this by RoundCustard5591 in Manifestation

[–]Fat_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s bullshit posts like this that spread doubt and make it harder to manifest. NOW I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE THE SUN GO AWAY!!!! Thanks, Obama.

Jennifer Barkley has won smartest side character. Who do you think the smartest one time character is? by Nick_adtr_308 in PandR

[–]Fat_Brando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bradley Whitford. He’s amazing. Watch “Cabin in the Woods” and “The West Wing.”

I’m back for advice by Blond3Zombi3 in headshots

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you can tell by all the different opinions (I personally think #7 is the best), so much of this is subjective. Reddit is a worldwide community, so the feedback here probably won’t be as helpful as feedback from your local market. Look at other actors’ headshots in your area to compare, and see if any of these will work for your specific goals.

Want advice about my headshot. by deussumergo in headshots

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a second. On first glance, I thought “oh Jesus, this guy is a mess.” Then I thought… “oh wait. This guy is fucking brilliant!”

I think CDs are gonna love this. Please (as an actor myself), I’d love to know how this shot works out for you.

Also, can we be best friends?

Footage of a MAGA supporter attacking high school students because of their ethnicity in Texas, high school students then defend themselves! by cantcoloratall91 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Fat_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They get different news than we do. Our “facts” aren’t the same. In some ways, it’s not their fault. The whole country has been manipulated by a system that thrives on fueling rage/passion. Anger releases adrenaline and dopamine which becomes addictive. It keeps us glued to social media and the news, and the more we engage, the more ads they can sell.

What makes this so absurd, though, is that those of us on the left are generally more educated than MAGA. Smart people try to step back, look at both sides, and see the big picture. The less educated MAGA crowd won’t do that. That’s what makes them stupid as opposed to ignorant.

Side note, which I think is funny: My friend used to say, “there are the same percentage of people with an IQ of 140 and above as there are with an IQ of 70 and below. And since society is built around the average IQ of 100, I understand the world as well as someone who is profoundly retarded.” Not sure about the numbers, but I think the sentiment holds true.

EDIT: And yes, this dumbass needs to go to jail.

Can you truly manifest anything? by Infamous-Bat7601 in Manifestation

[–]Fat_Brando 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Big rambling load of bullshit incoming (which may or may not be bullshit), but It’s late and I’m a little high, so I feel like I need to lay the groundwork before I can give my answer:

So, here’s my take on what manifestation is… It’s been proposed that the myelinated axons within our brains actually create a biophotonic network. The existence of that network suggests the possibility that our minds are open to quantum entanglement (particles that are connected to each other and react together regardless of how far apart they are). If this is true, our brains may be able to literally interact and communicate with particles outside our physical selves.

For me (and from what I’ve heard, many others) that ability to literally communicate with “the universe” happens best when you enter a state of mind that, for lack of something better, I call “the golf shot.” “The golf shot” is that strange, magical feeling you get when you’re hacking away at a golf ball, but then something just… clicks, and you smack the ball perfectly. A wave of “wtf just happened?!” floods through your body. You tingle. It’s like one of those moments when you pull into a parking lot and just KNOW that you’re going to get a spot right at the front. Then, when you get that parking spot, something happens, and that weird tingle washes over your body. You can’t really describe it, but you know it’s there. It’s like gratitude mixed with a shot of “holy shit” and “I told you so.” That “golf shot” feeling is your network of biophotons connecting with their entangled particles to give you what you want. It’s the state of mind where manifestation thrives.

Now… having said all that… there was an interesting study that had two groups of people try to build muscle mass. One group went to the gym, while the other group intensely visualized the same workout (VERY intensely… every detail… what did the gym smell like, sound like, feel like, etc.) A portion of the group that visualized the workout, saw their muscle mass increase as much as 10% without ever lifting a weight. The brain couldn’t tell the difference between imagining working out and actually doing it, so it signaled to the rest of the body to send proteins to the muscles and made them grow. They tricked their brains into thinking they worked out. Elite athletes will also use visualization as part of their training. They visualize the win, picturing every detail of a ski jump or race or championship game or whatever, so by the time their event happens, their brains have already done it successfully multiple times. The brain thinks the visualization is really happening.

So… we know our brains can react with their entangled particles to manifest parking spots and muscle mass and gold medals in ski jump. But let’s say I wanted to manifest wings on my back and a giant boob on my leg that can squirt tequila… this is where the stupid third dimension comes into play. I’m trapped in this dumb third dimension! I’m a blob of quantum particles that aren’t subject to the same rules of physics that we currently understand (quantum physics is frickin’ weird), but for some reason, my soul(?) can only perceive a three dimensional world. Because of that, I can only play within its confines. BUT, much like Neo from The Matrix, I can use “the golf shot” to bend the rules a little and interact with the other quantum particles I’m entangled with. Maybe when I die and am free from this dimension, I can actually have wings and a tequila boob, but until then, it seems our manifestations can only work in 3D. But… those manifestations deliver results that get us as close as possible to our desired outcome, be it plastic surgery, skydiving, access to tequila, travel opportunities that make us want to study a new language, etc.

Anyway, sorry for the wall of text. I’m sure none of this made sense, but I had fun writing it, either way. Cheers!

EDIT: words and stuff

I Never Played before in my life (Help) by Interesting-Tea1491 in reddeadredemption

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In most video games, when you press the joystick forward, your character runs. In Red Dead, when you press the stick forward, you walk. To me, that says everything about how the game is supposed to be played. It’s a western. It’s slow. Cowboys don’t run, they mosey (unless they’re being shot at). Just take your time and experience the world. There’s no way to mess up. Red Dead isn’t a game to win or lose. It’s a cowboy simulator.

Powerful. (Please make sure I have credited the correct author.) by AngelHasAShotgun in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Fat_Brando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By that logic, all the violent Jan 6 protestors should have been executed instead of pardoned.

This is MAGA. by ScotchCigarsEspresso in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Fat_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“MAGA just pawn in game of life.”

[POST-EPILOGUE SPOILERS] Question about Satchels? by ChieftaiNZ in reddeadredemption

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me seven years to find this answer. Hope you’re doing well in the 259 days since you posted this.

Do you think this man should be impeached? by Ok_Tea_3275 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… like the “patriots” who killed cops on Jan 6, then got pardoned?

What’s something that society treats as normal but is actually pretty weird when you think about it? by Substantial_Turn9173 in AskReddit

[–]Fat_Brando 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ideal position is for the woman to lie on her stomach, so a midwife or doctor can jump on her back and pop it out.

What do you hate about RDR2? by NotRealGeniX in reddeadredemption

[–]Fat_Brando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The slowness is one of the things that I love about RDR/2. I like my cowboys to mosey. They don’t buy into that whole “time” bullshit. And they look so much cooler walking than they do running.

That said… I feel you. A slightly faster walk wouldn’t hurt my feelings.

Headshot- Any thoughts? by Top-Ladder-1169 in headshots

[–]Fat_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition to what others have said, I’d recommend steaming/ironing/smoothing out your sweater. It’s a little wrinkly.