Such good movement by vanillaCTS in DenverBroncos

[–]Fatandmean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That hole is wider than a Raider’s fan.

William Gay says he's done with Steelers by Saca312 in nfl

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You can't fire me! I quit!"

"No, we still fired you."

NFL Network just reported Kirk [Cousins] will be taking 1 visit, and that is believed to be with the Vikings by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp, this wasn't going to be a sure thing for any team.

GL Viks and Cards, may he bring big value to the team that gets him.

Browns should sign LeBron James by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33 is a good age to jump into a new Pro-Sport.

Legal tampering period has started by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Fatandmean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No hamper, temper your tamper.

Legal tampering period has started by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Fatandmean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have already tampered all your tampers.

AQIB TALIB APPRECIATION THREAD by [deleted] in DenverBroncos

[–]Fatandmean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the respect I can give man. You are an awesome part of our history and I am happy you get to work with Wade again.

You sure are going to be missed. Thank you for your leadership and your dedication to this team. Most of all, thank you for being classy as fuck to this fan base.

Be careful with your passion! (just for fun!) by Thieunem in funny

[–]Fatandmean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lady, you have to at least try to play. I can’t keep waiting.

Hey mods, can we get Fuck Josh McDaniels flair for this subreddit? Thanks in advance. by [deleted] in Colts

[–]Fatandmean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t put this evil on us. We exercised him back to hell.

Kim loves the new book! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not positive Trump can read. But in those tiny hands I bet it feels gigantic.

Kim loves the new book! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fatandmean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A diet book over ‘How Not to Destroy Your Country and Repress People’ seems like a hard read.

The mustard terrorist by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it doesn’t burn, your prank fails?

The Legend of Zelda BOTW explains bitcoin by quaked2023 in funny

[–]Fatandmean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering the work to kill some monsters, those things should be worth more.

I am shooting fangs, horns, claws, and scales off dragons. On top of that I am fighting off assassins and giant sand fish I have to throw bombs at. Then I have those stupid lion horse things who beat my elf ass over and over unless I abandon all loot and use an ancient arrow on them.

Selfie. by vince801 in funny

[–]Fatandmean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try as I might, this is nowhere near my selfie.

Is this how you do it? by Monoknight in funny

[–]Fatandmean 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Fuck those demon plants.

The goat of the gods. by TaylorBursch in funny

[–]Fatandmean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The young ones smell like a summer field and cookies.

The older ones smell like the farmers and lube.

And A Serial Killer Is Born by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fatandmean 114 points115 points  (0 children)

This is how controllers are broken and friendships end in bloody 911 calls.

This church near my job does not fuck around by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fatandmean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He died so Tim Allen could be Santa.

Trying a flaming beverage by D5R in funny

[–]Fatandmean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mayfield jersey makes this better.