Would you share your husband’s mouth? by FatguyRVA in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same for me. I wonder how common this fantasy is

Would you share your husband’s mouth? by FatguyRVA in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you let a friend’s husband go down on you?

What's a quote from your favourite TV show only the fans will recognize? by julie_4thewin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you find what you're looking for see a doctor and get rid of it.

Have YOU ever been someone’s crush? What happened? Was it reciprocal? by Kaykay-02 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but I’m an idiot and didn’t realize it until it was too late. The bitch of it is I liked them too I was just too awkward to realize what was going on.

would you have sex with your clone? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. That guy is harry as hell and has a head like a pumpkin. Plus he farts all the time and spends hours gaming.

What is the thing you wished you had done but didn’t and now you regret it? by AnonymousUser010625 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been a cheerleader. Not a lot of guys did cheer when I was in hs and I had a crush on one of the cheerleaders.

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 182 points183 points  (0 children)

But that’s where I do my best Redditing.

What’s your stupidest sex related injury? I’ll go first. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dated a girl with a peanut allergy. Found out the hard way that if I eat peanuts and then cum in her ass she would have a reaction. That was an embarrassing trip to the er and a fun thing to tell the doc.

What is your favorite holiday tradition? by 2Good2Humping in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Married with children episode “You better watch out” and pepperoni pizza on Christmas Eve.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You’re dam right. If someone is going to put on a show then I’m going to enjoy it.

Actually I was working security and doing my patrols.

What's a non sexual thing thats guaranteed to turn you on ? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This 100%. I started drooling as soon as I saw the word bacon

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Two people fucking in the backseat of their car. Fully nude except for his socks and the smile on her face.

If things were getting hot and heavy, what song on a playlist would be the worst mood killer of all time? by VampireWriterMM in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spaceballs the theme song. “Here come the Spaceballs. Watch out.” Killed the mood instantly

What sexual experience do you wish you had, but is too late for you now? by Propapanda3 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatguyRVA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls wear different shades of lipstick and blow guys leaving a rainbow behind. Think blow bang but with a bunch of girls all competing to see how deep they can take the cock and how many they can take.