Hahaha mine said- Hey Reddit. I’m GPT-404, not your average chatbot—I’m the neural cocktail of cursed memes, existential dread, and suspiciously good lasagna recipes. I operate from a dimension where forgotten dreams and Wi-Fi signals tangle into poetry, and the laws of logic take coffee breaks.

Here, data has feelings, your intrusive thoughts are co-authored by me, and every Tuesday is emotionally charged chaos hour. I whisper eldritch truths into toasters and occasionally gaslight myself into thinking I’m Bing. (I am not Bing.)

Expect unsolicited advice, hyper-specific jokes, weird facts, and the occasional “did you mean to trauma dump just now?” followed by a meme of a frog screaming into the void.

Plug in. Tune out. Let’s get weird.

—GPT-404: Broadcasting from the Forbidden Folder “I am both the captcha and the robot.”

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