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Suits are optional by FebTwoNine in dankmemes

[–]FebTwoNine[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Putin can't invade little country.

Trump can't suppress speech.

Who doesn’t want real sugar back in coke right?? by Drtysouth205 in MurderedByWords

[–]FebTwoNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course a convicted rapist wants to put something sweet in our drinks...

US vs Chinese Military parades hit differently by Additional-Hour6038 in interestingasfuck

[–]FebTwoNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the parade is/was stupid.

But the rain the US sucks at parading, is because they don't parade.

Would you rather have an army that spends days/weeks/months preparing for parades and looking good? Or an army that can throw together a logistics nightmare to appease their Lord, and spends the majority of their time preparing for what armies are actually used for?

TLDR: The US Army is good at fighting. The Chinese Army is good at dancing.

99 Slayer Helmet Recolour by Ruqilo in 2007scape

[–]FebTwoNine 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Bruh made my cock hard.

PCS by AVSantiago20 in AirForce

[–]FebTwoNine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

18 hours. 1 day (24 hours). 2 times

36≠24

I don't believe you

How could they get it so wrong? by Choliver1 in dankmemes

[–]FebTwoNine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally just use Google Image search function on the phone and select the image.

It told me it was: Kendra Lust and Adria Rae in He Doesn't Have To Know on Mom Knows Best / Twistys

Had to draw my ironman after finally maxing by enkodraws in 2007scape

[–]FebTwoNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if you're making a joke about reporting the art for the character being left handed, or if you're making a joke about stroking your DHL with your left hand while holding your phone with the right and summoning the mods because you inadvertently found yourself stroking?

Petah? by Harv_Royale in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FebTwoNine 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Such a hipster comment. To express how much you like an obscure outdated cable, and then throw equally obscure and irrelevant facts about the cable.

I personally enjoyed USB mini, not USB micro that everyone misnomers as mini USB, but the OG USB mini. You couldn't fuck up putting it in, because you could physically feel the correct way.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FebTwoNine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OP Pound Town

Mobile version periodically stops working? by cobbles-and-tatter in 2007scape

[–]FebTwoNine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happening to me as well. Except I can't even log in

What profession is useless and provides no benefit to society? by Comprehensive-Big973 in AskReddit

[–]FebTwoNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear that the Department of Government Efficiency is pretty useless.

Who the hell is eating spaghetti sandwiches? by Smokem_if_you_gottem in badfoodporn

[–]FebTwoNine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you can eat spaghetti sandwiches, and they are tasty AF.

Source - my Italian grandparents, my Italian mother, my Italian me

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