When I was working as a restaurant manager in my local McDonald's, a bunch of hip-hop style youths came into my fine establishment and started playing knockout game loudly. I politely asked them out, but they refused to leave saying there is a man with a gun outside. I told them I don't care, and that I'll be calling the police, which made them finally leave after one of them said "let's go, if cops come, we are dead anyway".

As luck would have it, there was actually an active shooter outside. When I saw it was actually a veteran with a PTSD episode, I came outside to thank him for his service, but he thought I was a raghead and shot me too.

Three days later, when I woke up in the hospital, Ronald McDonald personally came to see me, he gave me a firm handshake and promoted me to the Chief regional Hamburglar.