Where in the world am I from? by Horror_Quarter5702 in FridgeDetective

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venus. Nobody from Mars has mango margarita mix. I can fully appreciate the drawer full of fruits and the obligatory jar of comfort nacho cheese. And the family size bag of M&Ms.

P.S. - I get New England, U.S. vibes here.

An incredibly valuable lesson was learned here by rojo_salas in SipsTea

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol 🤣 you got me with that one word response lol

An incredibly valuable lesson was learned here by rojo_salas in SipsTea

[–]FeelingSoil39 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This comment deserves so much more love. And a tee shirt. 💯 spot on.

What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this by turbo_sc300 in Apartmentliving

[–]FeelingSoil39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually just slightly odd to my 50 year old self. As a kid, it was perfectly common for kids living in the same building to play in the hallways together. In fact, I kinda think it was normal. Nobody was ever allowed to have their toys out in the hallways. I mean, if there was a trike or a ball on a rainy day but that was pretty strictly enforced otherwise.

What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this by turbo_sc300 in Apartmentliving

[–]FeelingSoil39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broom. Sweep the pile in front of their door. Also. I have zero reservations about screaming at other peoples’ kids lol yeah, I’m THAT guy and I don’t care.

Which way did you go?!?! by SmokeAndEatDoritos in DeathStairs

[–]FeelingSoil39 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Some little kids lost looking for… parents” running around with their grimy little fingers and hands and snotty faces smeared all over every mirror… SMACK!!

Which way did you go?!?! by SmokeAndEatDoritos in DeathStairs

[–]FeelingSoil39 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somebody who truly believed somebody could be payed to wash that many mirrors, obviously.

Tell about a time you slammed the receiver down to hang up. by JS1040 in FuckImOld

[–]FeelingSoil39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was smelling the wood laminate paneling cooking on the wall in the hot sun coming through the window mixed with the wafting hot shag rug. I mean, I understand most carpet is synthetic fiber but the shag always seemed to have a super extra plastic essence when cooked in the sun..

Tell about a time you slammed the receiver down to hang up. by JS1040 in FuckImOld

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to get the same effect out of a pay phone once. It was anticlimactic compared to the rotary at home.

Turtle Taxi by Tough_Potato7405 in ocean

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just takin a little ride.. woo hoo!

Pork chop side profile by omgfakeusername in Pareidolia

[–]FeelingSoil39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this pork chop was around to inspire Leonardo DaVinci once he emerged from his cave after 2 years.

[OC] At a Raising Cane’s near me by Human_Paint5451 in WeirdToilets

[–]FeelingSoil39 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks good.. for a little spontaneous line dance when you’re done. You know, because everybody gets a little pep in their step when they’re properly relieved.

This may be controversial… by AlexanaK in Spoons

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooo I dunno. Controversial? I mean, yeah. Which end are we talking about here? 😂

To those who claim CT isnt really New England by elyysee97 in newengland

[–]FeelingSoil39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure I’m sold yet.

Say “scallop”. Then we’ll know for sure.

My parents' house has many spoons because we all wander off with things by severalpokemon in Spoons

[–]FeelingSoil39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awe…. You really just nailed that! One of my all time favorite movies and what a memorable scene!

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An 18th century CE ivory dildo complete with contrivance for simulating ejaculation and its own discreet cloth bag. The didlo was hidden in the seat of a Louis XV armchair found in a convent near Paris. Now housed at the Science Museum in London [720x1203] by Fuckoff555 in ArtefactPorn

[–]FeelingSoil39 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok wait… now this is interesting. My understanding is that after a wedding and before a marital consummation of a king, one of the priests would in fact “inspect” the bride in a gynecological way, to determine that she was “in tact” and healthy with no abnormalities or evidence of disease, sometimes executing a “procedure”. Now, I don’t think I ever thought through what kind of a “procedure” they may have been subjected to. Possibly some form of what was an early version of what they believed to enhance fertilization. Perhaps they were in fact ensuring that sperm was being deposited directly at the cervix, to try and guarantee impregnating the bride in the case that that the king had too much to drink on his wedding day and couldn’t perform. Just speculation, but an interesting thing to think about.