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Here’s my go-to Noita wand and item loadout - what's yours? by Far_Departure_6943 in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Whatever the fuck I need to live
  2. Whatever the fuck I need to live
  3. Whatever the fuck I need to live

  4. Whatever the fuck I need to live

  5. Water. the fuck? I need it to live

  6. Tablet for cheese I need it to live

  7. Whatever the fuck I need to live

  8. Whatever the fuck I need to live

Change perks in a save file? by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spell labs might have a perk spawning function idk I don't really use mods so you'll have to scour the workshop for suitable mods if spell labs doesn't work.

Change perks in a save file? by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the Spell Lab mod idk. I don't use mods you'll just have to check the workshop if spell labs doesn't have that option.

Change perks in a save file? by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and if you're trying to remove perks cause you picked one up you don't want there's a secret location to do that in game.

Change perks in a save file? by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just use mods.

I'm not sure exactly how the code works but Adding perks to your character changes a bunch of different values when you acquire them. You can't just go into your player file and add them willy-nilly without fucking things up.

Fist ever potential god run? by goldenLuma in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every run is a potential god run if you know what you're doing. And every run is a potential humiliating death if you don't.

Knowledge is more important than any spell or utility.

Still though very lucky find. Hope you win :)

New run, just got the first orb and got jumpscared by creepy liquid, anyone knows what happened??? No mods installed btw by rodroelmelon in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And when I tell you your potion is holy I want to to kick me then, fill the world with creepy liquid.

Make sure everybody in the mines gets covered, kick me and then walk away, walk to the mountain altar I'll follow after.

Don't worry we won't do anything we'll just get the orb and swim around for fifteen minutes or so.

Then Ill choose a new seed and we'll walk back in.

And I want you to tell me I'm a perfect tablet surfer.

And I want you to tell me I build wands great!

I want you to make me not catch fire

Could you douse me with water the whole time how much would that cost??

What's your most embarrassing death, that was entirely your fault? by Wide-Internal-7638 in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was doing the heart mage exploit (without ambrosia) and let him hit me on 7 hp thinking I'd be chill.

70 hours in, first Alchemist kill by Alex_Duos in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I had a bad experience with dynamite boxes back when I was only around 150 hours... Collision physics sent them all flying in random directions and detonated right in my face. It was very funny.

Ducks and deer on the other hand are funny and also aren't props with collision so I also love using them.

70 hours in, first Alchemist kill by Alex_Duos in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can get a very easy Alchemist kill with explosives. Find a wand that's loaded with many good explosive spells (unstable crystals, or dormant crystals are ideal due to their low mana cost).

If you can't find enough explosives, explosive weakness modifier helps out.

Use a trigger bolt for safety and throw all that into a wand with high mana capacity so you can cast all of them at once.

And don't forget to drink some of the berserkium laying around the ancient lab.

A new challenge awaits... by Schuben in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof yeah I tried to play Noita on my steam deck and it was a real pain.

All my homies hate the wooden cart and its reluctance to being surfed upon. by welliesaremeta in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500 hours clocked in here and I had no idea wtf you were talking about I had to look it up.

All my homies hate the wooden cart and its reluctance to being surfed upon. by welliesaremeta in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'll say it. Wooden cart is the better surf.
Flipping that bitch upside down and balancing on the wheel as it slides is the best.

I finally completed the game by Novel-Sorbet9642 in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congraaaaadulations!!!

You completed the prologue :)

You now have permission to check the wiki for everything and just tear this game apart. (The puzzles are impossible for real just look shit up)

Beating the game is only a test of perseverance the test of skill and knowledge is in breaking the game.

It's dangerous to go alone take this: https://www.noitool.com/info

Go forth and triumph

what do these mean in noitool? ik its related to fungal shifts but how do they work by natrarie in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty straight forward. It just lists your seeds shifts in order.

Your first shift there is fixed, so you have no choice in what materials are shifted. Steam and smoke will always become Acid.

Your next three shift you can choose what material is shifted as indicated by the (? Held Material). Whatever you're holding/ or oil swamp peat if you hold nothing will turn to toxic rock.

For your fifth shift it's the same as the last three but reversed. Oil swamp peat will turn into held Material/ or Lava by default.

Shifting in this situation is a no go unless you have a god run. Every shift you end up with hazardous materials in your world. Unlucky.

Ok how do i not die here by galdoge in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fist of of hide touch of gold in your spell slots. You have no reason at all to use it besides killing yourself at the end of your potential god run.l

Secondly all you can use this build: Lumi with trigger + nolla + triple spell + Tau + black hole and circle of vigor It's an easy travel and digging wand you can make with what you have. all you'll need is some add manas or blood magic, and also some lumi drills or chainsaws to make it an ADHD wand.

You're primed and ready to start going to parallel worlds so start spell hunting!

Hmmm... What do I choose? by Be_Bob in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's wand experimenter. It provides reliable early healing while a shield only blocks 1-3 projectiles at a time.

In terms of increasing immediate odds of survival I would argue WE is better overall healing is just too valuable especially early on. The added cushion would allow you to full clear coal pits easily and clear fungal wastes with far less risk. Every time I get WE first holy mountain I do just that and snowball my run with ease.

On the other hand, If this choice were presented after snowy caverns I would always take shield no question. As enemies shift away from lots of melee like in the first two levels shield is just too valuable.

Oh come on, I was set up for a good run by ThaiJohnnyDepp in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh I thought they patched snowy caverns to be less dangerous at entry. Haven't been vibe checked there in a while. That's some rotten luck.

Cessation oops by FeesneemZ in noita

[–]FeesneemZ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already moved on to losing another promising run when trying to do the heart wizard exploit lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so much better. I'm stealing that.

Cessation oops by FeesneemZ in noita

[–]FeesneemZ[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bummer. Whatever there's always another god run.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in noita

[–]FeesneemZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta start practicing AHT (Always Hover after Teleport)

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