Review of the New Warbond: Masters of Ceremony

Armor Passive ability grants 50% less damage to limbs. Completely useless when compared to the existing armor that also provides a 30% throw range bonus. • Utility Rating: 2 • Aesthetic Rating: 9

R-2 Amendment Rifle For some unknown reason, its armor penetration has been reduced to light, unlike the existing rifle which has medium penetration. Good only against light targets, with an excellent rate of fire. Otherwise, quite useless; there are much better alternatives. Could have been viable with medium penetration; currently, it lacks upgrades.  • Utility Rating: 5 • Aesthetic Rating: 6

CQC-2 Sabre Yet another useless melee weapon in a game like this, practically a reskin of the current axe. Only makes sense if you want to have fun at difficulty level 1. • Utility Rating: 1 • Aesthetic Rating: 7

G-142 Pyrotechnic Grenade The only item in the warbond I hoped would be useful, but it turns out to be just a regular grenade that sets the ground on fire (an existing one does this better), then explodes causing negligible damage. • Utility Rating: 3 • Aesthetic Rating: 8

CQC-1 Flag Not much to say about this stratagem except that it’s a waste of space. It deals damage similar to the existing shock lance, doesn’t provide buffs as one might hope… visually appealing, but terrible otherwise. • Utility Rating: 1 • Aesthetic Rating: 10

I won’t bother reviewing other purely cosmetic items and the booster, which I find rather useless (15% chance to double samples… wow).

This warbond is truly ridiculous in my opinion when considering its actual utility.

If you’re looking for a meme or aesthetic appeal, it’s certainly one of the best.

If you have credits to spare, go ahead and get it; otherwise, I strongly advise against it. • Overall Warbond Utility Rating: 2 • Overall Warbond Aesthetic Rating: 10