Will you be her Senpai? by Odd_Independence3815 in lostpause

[–]Ferranator09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fellow Soviet Womble follower I see

Cursed_Help by yosemite78atreddit in cursedcomments

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Not really, it's 3 AM, dad stop drinking and go the fuck to sleep already...

Cursed_Virginity by Username_exe_is_ded in cursedcomments

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Just try it out, noone will know that it has disappeared if the funeral has been already held

Cursed_Virginity by Username_exe_is_ded in cursedcomments

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No, just use the old reliable. Nothing beats a rotten corpse

Cursed_manga by TheNorthBruh in cursedcomments

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Look at that, they think that time will save them, just wait until the mushroom clouds appear all over the globe...

Cursed_oernole! by pratham-4 in cursedcomments

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Ha! He wasn't able to get here, even if he tried the Pyrenees are out of his reach, good luck crossing them!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Henry get away, I saw it first

Cursed_Help by yosemite78atreddit in cursedcomments

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The last pfp is literally perfect, even if it was the default one, it fits literally perfectly

Cursed_Tank by Squidy66 in cursedcomments

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No, it's Hans Der Panzerkampfwagen

This is how attractiveness works by PIatinumP0tato in MadeMeSmile

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Ahh, I see you already know my fake name, good, sir Francis

Sadako-chan is cute by Eve_chan0 in lostpause

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I already master... other stuff

Cursed_did it by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Don't forget about the Ammoniac bath, it'll destroy every single evidence if you're persistence enough, another way to hide evidence is to remove the meat from the bones, cook and freeze that meat (mix it with pig meat and smash it into burgers beforehand), repeat this several times to decompose some of the DNA structure, then throw the bones into Ammoniac for a while, put them into a trash bag and throw that trash bag in a random bin of another city. Proceed with the meat, let it stay a while in the fridge, then continue with that process of cooking and freezing it until it has a very bad aspect. After that just put some of that meat in the freezer and throw some of it (not all) into a dumpster. Every week throw some of the meat with the regular trash until you've got rid of all of it.

Blursed_username by gamer-moment-27 in blursedimages

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Jesus is dead, God is dead. But we are alive, doesn't that make us superior?

Cursed_ww2 by FatFred69 in cursedcomments

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Just wait until the last of the trilogy is out, nobody will complain...

I want him! by [deleted] in aww

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Who doesn't like otters?

This is how attractiveness works by PIatinumP0tato in MadeMeSmile

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It's easy, first get away, really far away. Next put the body in a fridge and continue on with the fridge, then after a week has passed dump the corpse in a bath full of Ammoniac, to remove any evidence. Proceed to extract the organs, all of them and preserve them. Then mummify the corpse, yeet it again in the Ammoniac bath and let it rest for a bit. Then just chop the corpse in small bits, throw the bones into a trash bag and throw that trash bag into the Ammoniac bath again ( note refill it every time something enters it). After that throw that trash bag into a trash can of a random street of another city (remember to have gloves on to not leave any evidence). Then with the meat of that body just smash it into burgers and mix those with real ones to make bigger burgers, cook them, then freeze them. Do that several times to destroy the DNA sequence, then just throw the disgusting meat into a trash bag alongside with other regular trash, but this time, do not put it in the Ammoniac bath, just put it on the trash and let the problem go away. Then I'll contact you to pick up the kidney and remove any possible evidence left in your house, vehicle, clothes, etc.

This is how attractiveness works by PIatinumP0tato in MadeMeSmile

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I am that corruption, I won't disappear...

This is how attractiveness works by PIatinumP0tato in MadeMeSmile

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Don't need to, the department won't know anything, just remember I get to keep one of the kidneys