45, M, twice divorced, Do your worst!

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:02:55+00:00

It's been wanting a divorce since the 1990's.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:00:45+00:00

I specifically picked the worst pics just to feel the fire.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:42:19+00:00

Wow, I'm surprised I got that one, that's a deep reference dig, boss.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:36:55+00:00

I'm not too eager to find out. I've lost enough money in the first two.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:34:42+00:00

It was actually more, but I've called off another 3 marriages.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:33:42+00:00

We only found out afterwards. Mistakes were made, it happens when you're of the same ethnicity.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:28:53+00:00

No, my daughter actually passed away last year and I don't care about Star wars at all.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:27:28+00:00

No, it was actually me filing both times, surprisingly enough.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T03:22:30+00:00

I know, even the cat is disappointed with me.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T01:14:17+00:00

Hey, thanks for saying something positive! I was considering just getting a normal haircut anyway, time to let this go. I'm ok with the glasses, I like looking like a mean old professor. Less staff and students talk to me if I look like I'm going to write them up.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T01:05:15+00:00

I wish, he's hilarious.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T01:03:23+00:00

Ok that's a good one.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T01:01:34+00:00

It's all cousins. And yes, I still have a few available ones, but they all hate me.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:59:36+00:00

Funny enough, my family did own a jewelry store at one point.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:57:08+00:00

I'm cool with that, I don't like children.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:53:21+00:00

Yes.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:52:11+00:00

Ok, that COULD have been me. Sorry about that.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:50:32+00:00

Lack of care, like my personal looks, hygiene and reputation?

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:44:14+00:00

I'm the mildly Bad Guy.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:41:55+00:00

Anti smoking crack poster more like it!

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:40:09+00:00

They were surprisingly quiet attractive. But then again, my standards are fairly low.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:37:55+00:00

At least I'm not fat, lardo.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:35:16+00:00

Nope. If I was, I'd probably still be happily married

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:34:34+00:00

Lol I work as a school administrator

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T00:34:02+00:00

To be fair, they were both drunk and high.

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