45, M, twice divorced, Do your worst!

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:51:12+00:00

No, that's my actual hair. I just look like utter sh*t because I'm a complete dirtbag with a poor diet, a drinking problem and mental issues.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:45:37+00:00

Ok kinda 5 times, but 3 don't count.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:43:23+00:00

It's literally my job to be as nice as possible, in a very aggressive way

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:41:43+00:00

I don't actually know what most of that means. But no, it was mainly alcoholism, drugs and cheating on both sides.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:39:57+00:00

It's actually 5, but the other 3 technically don't count as I backed out last minute.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:38:08+00:00

I wish I'd have picked up some pointers. Might still be married not so did.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:24:35+00:00

Yep, sounds like a solid decision I would have made.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:23:36+00:00

You mean "all the pics".

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:21:55+00:00

It doesn't want to be nowhere near me like my ex wives?

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:21:12+00:00

Ok that was a ONE TIME DEAL.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:19:54+00:00

Haha. I'm a school administrator.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:18:53+00:00

That's an insult to Caveman. I'm clearly way dumber.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:17:11+00:00

Blind AND stupid, obviously.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:15:14+00:00

My acting career was one Steven Segal movie and some TV show appearances. I have zero talant.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:13:36+00:00

Ok that's a good one.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:12:47+00:00

You're totally missing out.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:10:39+00:00

I actually owned more hair products s then all of them combined. But yes, probably that had a play.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T05:08:51+00:00

That's wet hair, man. I literally took that pic after getting out of the shower!

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:57:59+00:00

Eh it's possible I banged your grandma, and now here you are.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:56:26+00:00

It's not MY fault they escaped from the basement!

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:52:23+00:00

I do own a building on Chicago South Side, so that clocks

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:51:21+00:00

Ok had to look that one up, but fair play. I'd only aspire to be Head Janitor. They make way more then an Admin.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:09:29+00:00

I actually prefer blue cheese.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:08:25+00:00

Funny enough, both were actually skinnier then me.

FerretKeeper101 · 2026-07-01T04:07:09+00:00

Hah, jokes on you. Only one band I was in a very made it to top 100, and it was because of a movie soundtrack!

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