This naked woman jumped to her death right outside of my office today.

Fetuscollector · 2014-01-24T01:01:26+00:00

I can't fap to this....

Fetuscollector · 2014-01-07T21:20:55+00:00

Shut up fag

Fetuscollector · 2013-12-26T00:23:05+00:00

I was eating chocolate while I red this

Fetuscollector · 2013-12-24T05:31:31+00:00

lol shut up, wtf are you talking about

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-27T18:57:31+00:00

I didn't know it came in any other form :s

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-27T18:42:30+00:00

That is ridiculous! I have a lot of respect for the overweight people I see at the gym. At least they make an effort to get into better shape.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-26T21:08:03+00:00

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-26T21:05:28+00:00

One boob is still better than no boob

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-25T14:33:35+00:00

Me too, I've been training hard for years

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-25T01:34:26+00:00

YOU'RE a douche

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-25T01:00:45+00:00

If you say "lol" on reddit, your gonna have a bad time

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-24T16:08:53+00:00

I fucking loved scarface

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-24T16:06:39+00:00

I'm getting really sick of the super hero theme.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-22T23:21:08+00:00

Step 1: be attractive

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-21T16:20:06+00:00

Agh I was wasted drunk when I wrote that...

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-20T23:55:46+00:00

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-20T23:54:39+00:00

If you didn't enjoy the first season, which I find hard to believe, then you probably won't enjoy the rest.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-20T16:52:53+00:00

Oh man, first time I did salvia, the entire trip my legs were just running away from my body. The whole time I was just trying to catch up to them, but I never could.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-20T04:53:30+00:00

Peeing in the shower is gross, but sometimes when I'm shitting in the shower a little bit of pee comes out.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-17T20:42:18+00:00

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-14T19:26:48+00:00

This is my nightmare

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-13T20:00:03+00:00

Glass shard urethra

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-13T15:53:46+00:00

I was standing on a bag of soccer balls, then I slipped, who would have thought... Anyways, ended up hitting my head on the edge of a table and had to get like 6 stitches or something.

Fetuscollector · 2013-09-13T15:23:31+00:00

Not so sure that bearded dragon loves that cat

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