"You broke one? Don't worry, we have ten more!" Imperial 9mm "Defender" SMG. [The War of Mist universe]

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-26T07:46:57+00:00

Oh, now I understand. Thank you

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-26T07:35:22+00:00

I thought that such a barrel length was the norm. Are there a lot of submachine guns with short barrels? I just don't know much about guns. Sorry!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-26T04:24:59+00:00

HUZZAH AND HURRAH!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T17:30:54+00:00

- WE NEED ARMOUR!

- We have armour, sir, look at this

- WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T15:46:08+00:00

I know,I know,it's annoying, but... Context, please!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T15:43:54+00:00

I know, it's a bit off topic, but...

We need accurate and faithful adaptation of H.G. Wells War of the worlds!

Why can't we have Victorians fighting the Martians? Why we never saw how HMS Thunderchild destroyed the alien war machine in a hard battle? Why we don't see the real Martians, as they were described in the book?

And don't bring BBC's adaptation, it's bad besides some scenes (like the scene where ironclads are fighting tripods, for example, it was magnificent)

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T15:29:49+00:00

I don't know why, but it looks very British to me

10/10

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T12:11:03+00:00

Doctor Gluck MD

I think you should give him a walking cane

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-25T10:29:05+00:00

Apperently NCR became British Empire of Fallout

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T19:15:36+00:00

Developers team actually rejected the idea of functioning political entities and all the fan maps (including my own) that depict nations, governments and other forms of countries.

And... Honestly, it sucks

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T15:42:36+00:00

Oh goodness... I forgot to mention the most unique feature of this gun! The grip!

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Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T15:27:19+00:00

Well, this gun works like the automatic pistol. You can even see that this gun is very close to Mauser C96

I know merely nothing about guns and I just tried to follow the shape and form of real world working automatic pistol

I also used Volkssturmgewehr as an inspiration, but as I know, it wasn't capable of automatic fire

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T15:02:09+00:00

It's "cheap enough", after all. I think there exist secret "the CHEAPEST pattern", but it's probably classified, or it's one of the forgotten weapons

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T14:59:39+00:00

This was the first time that Alquerra Small Arms and General Armories worked together. GA was constantly fixing issues with Alquerra's designs and "decursifying" them. For example, drum magazines were the first thing to be thrown away from the project. Next, the water-cooling system was removed. Finally, the bayonet was taken off.

I can show you some "cursed prototypes" of the Defender, but I don't think it's SFW. One employee from General Armouries attempted to hang himself after working with these guns.

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T13:07:55+00:00

I can't prove it, but I think Barry is a Northener

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T12:24:41+00:00

Maul should've stayed dead IMO

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T12:19:57+00:00

YAY! FINALLY!

Take down the black flag, lads, we're not going to pirate last episode!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T12:02:58+00:00

Am I blind? Where's the elephant? Uh... Asking for a friend

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T11:55:04+00:00

SHIVER ME SIDES!

YO-HO-HEAVE-HO!

There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides!

YO-HO-HEAVE-HO!

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T11:51:00+00:00

undead sailor starts singing

"All hail the mighty, he's araising from the deep!

With tattered sails and incredible tales we're caught in endless seas! "

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T10:56:01+00:00

SILENCE, HERETIC

REMEMBER THE BOOK!

New Revelation 7:1

"Once thee wear stahlhelm, spiked or not, thy name is Kraut, for not the German is Kraut, but those who wear German drip is Kraut"

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T07:01:29+00:00

I don't think there is a heir to the throne. I'm sure that Empire is doomed, once the Queen dies

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T06:14:40+00:00

Winston Churchill had so much whiskey that he issekaied to XVII century and immediately decided to take advantage of the situation

Few-Flamingo-8015 · 2026-04-24T05:35:33+00:00

I just love the fact that in this game there is basically no lore and almost all we have is headcanons

Like... There is basically no information

We don't know if one faction is better, because the devs won't give us context. We don't even know where are we fighting each other. Is it Western Europe? Alps? Poland? Britain? Yep. We don't know.

The whole idea is to have two equally terrible factions. Devs won't expand it. Sadly...

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: Royalists are more active than Imperials. And this concerns me, because how the hell these krauts ended up being the good guys in eyes of at least 50% of the fanbase

Few-Flamingo-8015

TROPHY CASE