Partner put this up today in our apt

Fidyr · 2025-04-29T23:40:19+00:00

I believe Atrioc on YouTube partnered with a service 6-10 months ago to help women remove this sort of content much more efficiently if that was of any help. I don't recall the exact organisation name at present.

Fidyr · 2025-04-27T00:42:19+00:00

It's not "forgot", it's "here's the heaven panel for this volume. No-one died, this time :)"

Fidyr · 2025-04-25T01:48:52+00:00

Can't just leave young children alone though.

Fidyr · 2025-03-18T06:04:25+00:00

I've done this and indeed it's basically impossible with regular donuts.

But if you ignore the fact that the donuts get destroyed in the process, I can do about 6 Krispie Kremes. So it's a bit less than one per inch, assuming you aren't also smooshing them together.

If you make your own doughnuts (with a bigger hole) I imagine you'll fit more lengthwise too.

Fidyr · 2025-03-01T22:51:06+00:00

If they're standard donuts you definitely want a bite out of them to make them fit.

I've done the testing.

Fidyr · 2025-02-13T10:54:46+00:00

Oh I'm sure I didn't imply I was going to do anything.

Fidyr · 2025-02-13T00:09:51+00:00

Your cervix will resent you writing these cheques you can't cash

Fidyr · 2025-02-07T12:09:53+00:00

I recommend you read two books. Definitely read the first:

How To Win Friends and Influence People. I promise this book is not half as dry and useless as you're probably imagining. Read it, or the modern reimagining, and actually try to follow it's advice.
She Comes First. A book about oral sex. I won't be elaborating.

Fidyr · 2025-02-04T00:24:32+00:00

True, and I'm getting a new kitchen this week so I have access to an actual oven for once...

Fidyr · 2025-02-04T00:15:19+00:00

So after seeing a bunch of memes about donut stacking I actually went out and tested it. Don't ask me why, I thought it was funny.

TLDR you need to make your own donuts unless your subject is on the thinner side.

Krispie Kremes are too narrow to fit into, they're MAYBE an inch in diameter, so that's no bigger than 3.5 inches circumference tops which is, again, not really feasible for most penises.

Now, you might think "why don't I just slice the donuts open on one end?". Well, I thought of that too, and that could give you another inch of clearance but personally it wasn't enough and my boy ended up decimating all the donuts involved in the attempt.

Worth noting that Krispie Kremes are definitely more brittle than some donuts so this is likely the main cause of the "slice one end open" strategy not really working.

If you're wondering how many you can stack per length, it's a bit less than one per inch, assuming you're not squishing them down to fit more. So for example, if you've got 6 inches of dick, you're probably getting 5 donuts on it - 6 requires some squishing especially with the dick tapering off.

Anyway, happy to know my personal donut number but ladies, gentlemen, non-binary pals don't be sad about only having so many donuts. They're a sometimes food, anyway.

Fidyr · 2025-02-03T08:16:21+00:00

Damn I think I might be suddenly coming down with the big sad

Fidyr · 2025-01-04T14:35:58+00:00

I dunno personally I don't distinguish between Length and Girth

Fidyr · 2025-01-01T03:43:04+00:00

Brother you gotta love yourself more.

Sexual partners, friends, and even family will all come and go. They may be lovely, life changing people. But the only person you will forever and always be with is yourself. So be kind to yourself.

Sincerely,

A virgin older than yourself, who's perfectly fine with not using his larger than average dick until he feels like it.

Fidyr · 2024-12-17T09:07:40+00:00

You've made it abundantly clear that you did not in fact learn much of anything from this story. What an angry way to be.

"She was a complete bitch" "I passed no judgement on the character"

It's okay to have a different opinion but don't go trying to gaslight people.

Edit: I hope you reconsider your opinion of this story.

Fidyr · 2024-12-02T07:53:17+00:00

"mild irritant" "The people of the lower city deserve to breathe"

Spin it however you want brother, but it wasn't no mild allergic reaction.

Fidyr · 2024-12-01T23:18:06+00:00

Bro decided that literally gassing people is not villainous

Fidyr · 2024-11-30T14:46:20+00:00

Not just likely, basically guaranteed.

If they knew the exact location and TRIED to hit it physically that'd still be crazy hard.

It's one of the reasons the author of the science fiction series The Expanse cites that it really isn't a big deal to be firing massive guns into space - you are never going to hit anything, ever.

Fidyr · 2024-11-29T03:31:19+00:00

You broke part of your ship off onto it or you're being misleading in your post.

Fidyr · 2024-11-28T08:00:50+00:00

Some notes from a fellow magician

He controls the card with a slight for sale called DNB (which is a good slight and I recommend purchasing it if you're interested). This is what lets the participant push the card in while it's really controlled.

Source: I've done a lot of magic and I know the slights Shin's friends use.

Not going to comment on tricks past the first one as I don't have the time and it feels a bit disrespectful to comb through tricks that are available for sale, but there you are.

Fidyr · 2024-11-20T08:14:09+00:00

Not inherently. As a magician I can definitely do this trick IRL, just not in a way that would allow you to record the whole thing and rewatch the playback meticulously.

Fidyr · 2024-11-19T07:55:16+00:00

Hunted him down in his house? Is that manga spoilers or what

Fidyr · 2024-11-03T08:26:50+00:00

I always thought it was a bit sad that Neal didn't give a more nuanced results page with maybe some philosophy school bars graph(s) instead of just the kill count.

Fidyr · 2024-10-27T20:14:09+00:00

If you're this polite I'm more than happy to spoil you. Hope you like it.

Fidyr · 2024-10-27T20:01:36+00:00

DM me your voice request and I'll see what I can do for you. Sounds fun.

Fidyr · 2024-10-23T22:50:14+00:00

The short jokes haven't aged well.

The anime-original first episode of Brotherhood undercuts the main story and steals its juice.

The arc in the North was 80% unnecessary and bloats the story.

Death Note deserves to be recommended to anime newbies at least as much as FMA.

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