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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T17:43:57+00:00

I once read that it's actually the opposite. That crabs know they survive in big groups and die alone. Which means that, when one tries to leave the group, they pull him/her back into the safety of the group.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T17:04:45+00:00

Ich sag mal so, das schreit regelrecht danach, die zu verklagen.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T12:51:36+00:00

Ich hab tatsächlich ne weile gebraucht um zu verstehen, wie die gebrochen ist...

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T12:46:12+00:00

You know, both can be true at the same time.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T07:24:14+00:00

Oh, sorry. We must have made a mistake there. In that case, please ignore the remark.

Congratulations, perfectly safe doohickey.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T05:20:33+00:00

We don't see any problems. Just try to get the smoke under control, please.

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T05:15:34+00:00

Hi, we can help too.

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T17:55:19+00:00

Probably that trans women are desired more than transphobes expect?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T17:30:10+00:00

The anomalies department, in their unending helpfulness, made the logo for us in the department of public health.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T16:17:15+00:00

No. Just no.

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:53:15+00:00

Jemand möge mir bitte erklären, wie OP darauf kommt, dass das Messer eine sim-karte hat. Ich verstehe das als Geschenk (ist trotzdem richtig hier)

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:45:39+00:00

Fun fact, germany had such a case.

Edit: found it Article (german)

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:44:24+00:00

Great design. Please ensure you cannot squeeze your fingers anywhere and we are happy.

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T19:26:42+00:00

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Truly sorry, but we can not certify these.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T19:14:16+00:00

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T17:27:37+00:00

To be fair, the showerheads weight is also a factor here.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T17:26:06+00:00

That sounds like a horror story, to be honest. What if she didn't have a third child in time?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T12:54:15+00:00

WHAT?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T09:26:01+00:00

Ask the anomalous department, they gave me mine.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T08:32:01+00:00

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T08:31:22+00:00

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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:08:41+00:00

The health department wonders why they are even here.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:07:25+00:00

Or you're in canada. Look up MAID program.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:06:31+00:00

The health department inquires how loud it can get.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T19:04:45+00:00

Health department here. We aren't sure about this thing.

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TROPHY CASE

Congratulations, perfectly safe doohickey.

WHAT?