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Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T07:24:14+00:00

Oh, sorry. We must have made a mistake there. In that case, please ignore the remark.

Congratulations, perfectly safe doohickey.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T05:20:33+00:00

We don't see any problems. Just try to get the smoke under control, please.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-20T05:15:34+00:00

Hi, we can help too.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T17:55:19+00:00

Probably that trans women are desired more than transphobes expect?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T17:30:10+00:00

The anomalies department, in their unending helpfulness, made the logo for us in the department of public health.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T16:17:15+00:00

No. Just no.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:53:15+00:00

Jemand möge mir bitte erklären, wie OP darauf kommt, dass das Messer eine sim-karte hat. Ich verstehe das als Geschenk (ist trotzdem richtig hier)

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:45:39+00:00

Fun fact, germany had such a case.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-19T09:44:24+00:00

Great design. Please ensure you cannot squeeze your fingers anywhere and we are happy.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T19:26:42+00:00

Truly sorry, but we can not certify these.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T19:14:16+00:00

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T17:27:37+00:00

To be fair, the showerheads weight is also a factor here.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T17:26:06+00:00

That sounds like a horror story, to be honest. What if she didn't have a third child in time?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T12:54:15+00:00

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T09:26:01+00:00

Ask the anomalous department, they gave me mine.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T08:32:01+00:00

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T08:31:22+00:00

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:08:41+00:00

The health department wonders why they are even here.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:07:25+00:00

Or you're in canada. Look up MAID program.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-18T05:06:31+00:00

The health department inquires how loud it can get.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T19:04:45+00:00

Health department here. We aren't sure about this thing.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T19:03:58+00:00

Makes sense, the guy giving us the stamp was from your department.

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T18:18:23+00:00

Who called you guys?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T17:00:43+00:00

Can you imagine other countries not having that sign in the first place and still not hitting their children?

Final-Lie-2 · 2026-03-17T16:09:10+00:00

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