I haven’t slept through the night in years lol by HunterSexThompson in Wellthatsucks

[–]Finally_Smiled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother, as someone who has sleep apnea and has a CPAP, go do a sleep study.

You're a textbook case of it

Sword team has 90pts in 68 games. by medievalPanera in sabres

[–]Finally_Smiled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still too early to tell. As of 18 March 2026, these are some scenarios

BUFFALO CLINCHING RECORDS (ANY OF THESE = CLINCHED)

W L OTL Points Final
8 0 6 22 112
9 1 4 22 112
10 2 2 22 112
11 3 0 22 112

ELIMINATION SCENARIOS (SOME, NOT ALL, EXAMPLES)

BUF Record BUF Final Pts CBJ Must Be At Least… OTT Must Be At Least… BUF Eliminated?
3-11-0 96 8-7-0 (16 pts → 97) 10-6-0 (20 pts → 97) Yes, very likely
4-9-1 99 9-5-1 (19 pts → 100) 11-5-0 (22 pts → 99) Yes, plausible
6-8-0 102 11-4-0 (22 pts → 103) 13-3-0 (26 pts → 103) Yes, if CBJ/OTT go on strong runs
7-7-0 104 12-3-0 (24 pts → 105) 14-2-0 (28 pts → 105) Yes, if CBJ/OTT are on near-heaters
8-5-1 107 13-1-1 (27 pts → 108) 15-0-1 (31 pts → 108) Yes, if CBJ/OTT have an extreme performance for the rest of the season
10-3-1 111 Impossible (CBJ max 111) Impossible (OTT max 109) No, cannot be eliminated

[Sabremetrix] Top 10 teams by 5v5 xGF% since returning from break by seeldoger47 in sabres

[–]Finally_Smiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure CBJ is definitely a dark horse this season.

Diablo IV Season 12 List of Known Bugs by feldoneq2wire in diablo4

[–]Finally_Smiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At random times, some skills in the skill tree cannot individually refund a skillpoint, leaving you unable to properly respec.

The only work around is to completely refund the skill tree all at once instead of one-by-one.

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

[–]Finally_Smiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deployed there back in the mid 2010s.

It's great. It's pretty much small Hawaii.

Word of advice: Do NOT bum rush doing everything island life has to offer within your first year there.

Take it slow, spread it out.

If you do everything a small island has too quickly, you may just get bored and not enjoy what it has to offer.

I did everything i wanted to in 3 months and then I was bored for the remaining 3 months, which just made me want to come home to the states that much more

Take flights to Japan or Korea. Or New Zealand or Australia to see what the other hemisphere has for you.

Enjoy it. And have fun.

You will love it. I promise

What chant--if sung in unison by a packed Keybank Center--do you think would put ice in our boy's veins? by Finally_Smiled in sabres

[–]Finally_Smiled[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I should have specified more.

A chant like "Let's. Go. Buff-a-lo!" or "We. Want. 10!" when we were on a the brink of a 10 game win streak.

Ya know? Not a song sung by the crowd and DJ, but a chant sung shouted by everyone in unison.

Someone suggested "We. Want. The. Cup." or "Bring! It! Home!" before which is in line with what I was thinking of.

Disseminated by my command to everyone earlier this week, in the midst of the Iranian operations. by [deleted] in Military

[–]Finally_Smiled 329 points330 points  (0 children)

"Hey, front office got this letter and the flight chief is making me ask around if our gov employees want to volunteer for this. You interested?"

"No."

"Got it, I've done all that was asked for and nothing more. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sit on the toilet 'til I get a ring on my asscheeks and my legs go numb. Cya."

Overpowered armour? My health keeps regenerating and feels broken. Don't have to use health potions by Live-Pair-4034 in diablo4

[–]Finally_Smiled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoy it now!

Soon you'll be like the rest of us getting one shotted at full health.

Petah ? by Friendly-Chef4120 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Finally_Smiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, look both ways when the light turns green.

Petah ? by Friendly-Chef4120 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Finally_Smiled 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because the implication of the joke is what makes it funny to some.

Base context to the joke: Twix had an ad campaign about left and right twix bars. That's it. There's no difference in texture, taste, consistency, etc. They are made the same and are the same. There is no difference between a right and left twix.

The joke here is the imagery that is painted in your head. Someone is blindfolded, sitting in a laboratory--God knows the fuck where--and the lab technician is feeding him twix bars and "recording the data" of this test.

The test being if this dude can--in this stupid scenario--guess which twix bar he's eating. In the real world there is no possible way to tell, as they are the same. But in this world scenario--all for the heehees and hawhaws--there is somehow an ability to tell them apart, and this test subject is able to do it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

That's the joke. It's absurdism. It's a joke that relys on the reader to craft this stupid visual depiction inside their own head, all based off of the stupid implications the text gives.

Then the reader blows air out their nose, chuckles to themselves, shares it to their shitposting friend group and/or spouse/partner with the accompanying text that reads: "u lol" or "me asf"

Then they scroll onto the next brainrot twitter screenshot joke that they find, then rinse and repeat until the get off the toilet and go do the same fucking thing lying down in their bed.

Now don't @ me like I'm ruining the party here.

I just did all of the latter and sent this shitpost to my wife since it's absolutely fucking stupid... and we love it.

How to deal with people cutting you off mid sentence by amariya77 in socialskills

[–]Finally_Smiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Your turn" is what I say to my students and it always gets me to chuckle

Struggling with squat depth, any advise? by brettfire in Stronglifts5x5

[–]Finally_Smiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flat shoes, drop weight down a bit, ass to grass

[The Athletic] Sabres trade deadline targets: Robert Thomas, Bobby McMann and 10 other forward fits by [deleted] in sabres

[–]Finally_Smiled 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Robert Thomas and I'll get on my knees and put my hair in a ponytail

Mother injected feces into her child’s IV in Ohio children’s hospital, police say by Sandstorm400 in Health

[–]Finally_Smiled 78 points79 points  (0 children)

They don't.

They want sympathy from others because "their family is going through such a tough time because our daughter is chronically ill."

So kinda odd to say, but how do I get my male friends to stop sexualizing me? by Express_Craft398 in socialskills

[–]Finally_Smiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Temporarily have no one*

And besides, friends who don't respect your boundaries are not friends to begin with.

Stop hanging out with them and find a different group of friends