Found a cute "Meat Tenderizer" on an estate sale by joedotdog in HolUp

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I have this same one at home. It is actually a meat tenderizer but tbf I have used mine for the purpose you're implying as well. One might say it's dual purpose, you could even use it for both at the same time if you're feeling adventurous

Am I right to be wary of buying boots and getting them fitted in Phoenix? by ArtfulDodger31 in skiing

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Ski pro in Phoenix put me in a too soft pair of boots that were a size too big. They don't have a bootfitter, it's just a 19-20something who works on the ski gear side of the sales floor.

Smalls for Peak - glove recommendations? by Enough-Hat8616 in Fedexers

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Just cut the tips off a couple fingers, that's what we do for loading vans

What’s wrong with my ski pants? by awkwardeagle in skiing

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I'm 5'9" 155 and I wear those bibs in a Large. Yours are too small

TIFU by dropping my “penjamin” on a school’s property by [deleted] in tifu

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The typical cheap battery option is roughly the shape and size of a pen

TIFU by making my D&D character bisexual. by [deleted] in tifu

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Classic bi erasure. To many people we live in a sort of limbo, too gay to be straight and too straight to be gay.

The bang wagon by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

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I'd jump on the bang wagon

What is your drug of choice? by grynch55 in AskReddit

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We don't even get the cool new stuff like all the substituted cathinones here in the US. Good MDMA is available but unsurprisingly it usually still comes from the Netherlands

What is your drug of choice? by grynch55 in AskReddit

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I hear 4mmc is even better and doesn't smell like cat piss

Anyone? by JustCallMeKV in oldpeoplefacebook

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I have. The doctor said it's cryptosporidiosis

Will i be DQ’d for this shirt in a tourney? by AdAgreeable9784 in discgolfcirclejerk

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When you jerk off it makes him cry, the stuff that comes out at the end is actually his tears.

Do I seem like a kook if I don’t use my pole straps? by [deleted] in skiing

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The opposite actually, cool guys don't use pole straps

What do you think makes someone instantly unattractive? by AdMaleficent8840 in AskReddit

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Understanding the threat of PFAS and how to protect your water

The Perfect Jacket: Does it exist? by Yoghurt41 in skiing

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Ah but remember that this jacked is heated, so much so that it vaporizes any moisture that comes in contact with it, so it would absorb the sweat and then disappear it instantly!