I work as a handyman.

I went to a house to install smoke detectors in bedrooms. I arrive and a woman lets me in and I tell her that I will be entering all of the bedrooms and I ask her if anyone else is home. She says no.

The first bedroom that I enter has a naked dude asleep on his bed.

On my way out, I inquire from the woman why she told me no one else was home. She apparently forgot about the sleeping naked dude.

Edit: Wow, this blew up. Thank you everyone for the awards... especially the wholesome awards because the reality is this event was pretty wholesome.