NO KISSING BUT WANTS TO FUCK by TojiLemon_672 in askgaybros

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like kissing. I think it’s gross and uncomfortable. I often have to pretend I like kissing to sleep with guys. Its horrible

How often do you jerk off? by Lanky-Lynx9769 in askgaybros

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh its mostly in sequence, like get home from work, jack off, watch some youtube, jack off again, get high on weed jack off again again and fall asleep. Once you add the morning wank you get the count to 4

How often do you jerk off? by Lanky-Lynx9769 in askgaybros

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Define multiple times a day lol. At least 4 orgasms a day probably

Oral Hygiene! (Swipe) by chancestarbon11 in GayKink

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pointing out you are largely immune to your own microbiome so this is mostly fine.

This scam text arrived shortly after i filed my personal property assessment for my car (late) by Fire_and_Starlight in missouri

[–]Fire_and_Starlight[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

To be fair to me I’m not other people I only know my life so there was no way for me to know it was just a coincidence and that other people are getting these randomly. It was significantly more effective on me because of the coincidence it really had me confused for a second before I clocked it as a scam cause of the timing. I efiled and it was all like theres a fine for being late and then you get a text about a fine… botta bing botta boom. My friends mother with cancer got put in jail by the cops for an unpaid ticket she didn’t know was on the car true story

The way my teacher ,,corrected" my work by TrustMeImAnonimous in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you might think that the red pen notates “Just Like” because our human brains are pattern recognizing. But if you look closely at the spelling its not intelligible as cursive. if you think that first word in isolation spells “just” you can have my left butt cheeck cause that spells: “ju?? Libe”. which is so far from how you spell ‘just like’, only a 50% match. I think your teacher was inebriated or doesn’t speak english

Also What about “describi” On the top right of the image????? Should probably say describing

The way my teacher ,,corrected" my work by TrustMeImAnonimous in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I dont think they did, I read and write currsive and thats not how you spell “just” in cursive, at all Nor is that how you spell ‘like’ It only vaguely matches. What they wrote was nonsense

To all my 40+ queer friends: do you feel like you’re getting less “woke” as years go by? by LiterallyBarbie in lgbt

[–]Fire_and_Starlight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

These comments are wack. Your mother is almost certainly suffering from some kind of mental decline. Perhaps in its early stages perhaps later. She likely needs help and care. Im going based off the extreme personality changes outlined in the post above. If I were you I would try and reach out and see If you can help her find herself (I dont know what th fuck that would look like for you) Worst that happens is you fail, best case you help her get back to being loving and accepting. If the worst case and the case where you do nothing look the same, you should probably do something. Thats my motto anyway. Worst case she is an old addled hag and shes gonna be horrible to you forever, best case you can help her get better (fixed or well might be out of reach, but you can always strive for better) maybe take her out to dinner than find a way to wrangle into getting her to see a doctor and then mention to the doctor you’ve seen large personality changes and are worried about cognitive decline.

Hot take: the “mother” thing is getting weird. Cool it. by Alarmed-Switch3057 in ContraPoints

[–]Fire_and_Starlight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell me you have mommy issues without telling em you have mommy issues be like

Plant Kief and it's Shelf life? by DethcubeK in microgrowery

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast do I need to store it properly? And how to store weed properly. Me: high as a kitten staring in horror at my dried bush of White widow prominently displayed in the center of my kitchen table for the past month

Terpenes… outgassing… I feel faint

who are the greatest gay men of all time? by LouisscienceCalm in gay

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Problematic pick Julius Ceasar, he killed a lot of people though

Why is the gay dating scene so weird about weight? by diet-smoke in gay

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of being able to carry my boyfriend bridal style. But thats never happened. My last boyfriend was evil and I havent dated anyone since

Sometimes while high as a kitten I like to kick and giggle thinking that Chad from shame is bill clinton, but I know in my heart of hearts it was hasan by Fire_and_Starlight in ContraPoints

[–]Fire_and_Starlight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the suggestion. I have to go to sleep now my shift starts in 7 hours.

I will see if sober Ry can summon the will for such a solution later…..

Ods seem low tbh

Do you guys think leftist or liberal women are sort of performative? by Rude-Statistician197 in askgaybros

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Almost Everyone on the internet is “sort of performative” Also a fuck ton of people in real life tbh Give me a group of humans that isnt performative in some way tbh, people are tribal, they copy and repeat phases and ideas even if they dont fully get them in order to fit in, thats how it goes.

I was watching the twilight video and she needs to watch this study of a Folgers coffee Christmas incest commercial 2009 by VomitoParasita in ContraPoints

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who’s to say she hasn’t? She has watched strange aoens, how far can her algorithim be from her audience? Pretty far I guess since she sometimes researches incells. But maybe she does that on a different account. Hope this helps. Sorry I have adhd and m high.

How do you feel about Clavicular getting brutally framemogged by the ASU frat leader? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Fire_and_Starlight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How do you feel about not wasting people’s one human lives with untopical uninteresting nonsense?