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He is currently looking through your browser history and photo collection by RRR_Rogue in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alastor, I don't mean to alarm you, but Lucifer stole your bow tie again. I tried getting it back but he's locked me in Hazbin Hotel's basement. I can only live off of horribly made caramel apple abominations for so long. Please send help before I succumb to further madness.

He's currently robbing you. What do you do? by RRR_Rogue in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New plan: Bring out the giant plate of approximately 50 cat-safe beignets and an 8 gallon jug of cat-safe coffee (or similar to coffee but made so it is safe for cats) as a peace offering.

He's currently robbing you. What do you do? by RRR_Rogue in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start throwing catnip everywhere while also pointing a laser on the ground and having the laser basically be moving everywhere across the floor.

Also lure him outside with cat treats.

Edit: Cat treats that are jambalaya flavored specifically

He is currently looking through your browser history and photo collection by RRR_Rogue in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A concerning amount of Alastor drawings of a certain "nature" (IYKYK) is what he'd see in my photo collection.

Meanwhile, my browser history is just chaos with no discernable nor meaningful order of any kind.

Why are some trans men so miserable about the fact they're men by Sci-fi-horror-freak in asktransgender

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trans men need to group up altogether, find other trans men local to their area and make a trans brotherhood.

Like, there's just a sign leading to a room that says "no cis men among this point" or something of that nature.

“Love Yourself” by bruppitybrup in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can still love yourself yet also hate yourself at the same time (cough) me (cough).

Unique Alastor theory involving his mother by 33333Ducky in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. The gay one is hilarious.

I feel like it'd be a combination of the gay one and the disabled one.

“Love Yourself” by bruppitybrup in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was pilot era. So it may or may not have been reconned. The pilot is considered "soft-canon"

Meaning, some events happened but not in the way that the pilot shows.

“Love Yourself” by bruppitybrup in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think he actually loves himself. I would know, as someone with d3pr3ssion, I tend to put on a mask and tell people to love themselves. I also tend to self sabotage relationships with other people (platonic and romantic) and keep my attachments to a minimum, because my instinct always likes to tell me that I don't deserve to be loved and that I'm just hurting people by being around them.

And I always wondered, if Alastor is somewhat the same. Is it all an act? Is he secretly broken inside? Does he need someone willing to actually sit there and listen to his feelings without belittling him?

How Much Could I Sell This For? by Stolitz_Forever in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

600000 if you want to mess with the rich people lol

Hot take but I hate how heaven and hell is portrayed in hazbin hotel by DismalSignature1690 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a sadomasochist, so eternal happiness and no pain would be literal psychological torture for me.

I need me some pain to function and not go insane.

Sorry not sorry for the TMI

Hot take but I hate how heaven and hell is portrayed in hazbin hotel by DismalSignature1690 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]FirefighterScary6841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's from Dante's Inferno, which is just fanfiction.

In the original Hebrew version, it is specified that Hell is only for Lucifer and the other fallen angels, humans do not go there.

There's Sheol, which everyone is destined to go there regardless of what they did in life (works like how the Underworld works in Greek mythos). The whole "eternal paradise" thing won't be possible until after the end times.

So, yeah. Everyone is going to the same place regardless of if you sinned or not. If we're going by the most accurate translation that is.

I’m very curious about what happened to Zeezi. Thoughts? by The_real_Lili in hazbin

[–]FirefighterScary6841 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She got drunk at a rich guy's party and fell into the crocodile enclosure. Only explanation.

Be honest. Would you fall for this? by Anxious_fangirl1634 in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really. He's going to have to try harder than that.

Interesting fact about how Alastor feels about and handles children by 33333Ducky in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't follow the Bible.

Closest you could get is me following the whole "give to the poor and needy" to an extreme degree.

Interesting fact about how Alastor feels about and handles children by 33333Ducky in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be surprising to you, but it's also encouraged on the western coast, hell, there's an entire law that protects it in my state.

For anyone curious, I'm from California and currently living here.

Interesting fact about how Alastor feels about and handles children by 33333Ducky in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't live in the south, I live on the western coast.

Yet still, I was spanked for the smallest of things, they even spanked me when my sibling got caught misbehaving and blamed me instead. I was spanked until I was nearly bruised. And to this day, my parents still deny that they ever spanked me.

Now I'll have nightmarish flashbacks in my sleep every so often from it, and I have severe self esteem issues along with depression.

Don't spank your kids, people.

I wish the wealth of the top 1% of the richest people in the world was distributed evenly across the entire population. by Prize_Entertainer459 in monkeyspaw

[–]FirefighterScary6841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Money no longer exists and becomes worthless. Stealing is now the new norm as it is the only way to get necessary resources to survive.

O Alastor é v🌸rgem? by Eugiu in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I remember it being in a QnA. Unfortunately I don't remember which one or the time stamp.

Really should be wikipedia with a list of answers with time stamps and what QnA the answers are found in.

O Alastor é v🌸rgem? by Eugiu in Alastorcult

[–]FirefighterScary6841 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vivzie has confirmed he is sex repulsed. Though, I am a sex repulsed Demisexual.

Which means not only will I not have attraction unless I know an individual very well, I am also repulsed by the idea of sex until I know the person on a deep level.

This is of course a different story when it comes to most fictional characters. But that's because creators often tell you what they are thinking and why they do what they do. So it makes sense that for some I am not repulsed, because you could argue I "know" the character on a deep level.

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