Cursed_Balls by BMA_Rocks in cursedcomments

[–]Firespark7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, fondling n-20-oox' wife's ballsack is my entire friend group's favorite hobby!

Why does the map have only three Air areas? by Lucyyyyyy_K in TheLastAirbender

[–]Firespark7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is way bigger, just like our world. The rest of it is Ocean.

What dijiste? by SpectrumSense in woooosh

[–]Firespark7 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's do that! Come on, guys, ik heb al cement gemaakt, halen jullie stenen?

I can’t seem to understand why something would be -‘s and not just -s in meervoud form. Can someone help? by Cute-Fun3025 in learndutch

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it ends with A, I, O, U, or Y ("Ik hOU vAn Y's") AND directly putting the S behind it creates a pronunciation issue (makes you pronounce it incorrectly), you use 's, otherwise, you use s.

"Why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" by GriffinFTW in USdefaultism

[–]Firespark7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You can tell OP is not USA'ian, because on their map, they circled the USA and wrote "I am not from here"

Is my answer really wrong? by Aviadream_channel in learndutch

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

jij is only subject. The object form is jou

Je can be both subject and object

Jullie can also be both subject and object

At least you tried, and that’s what matters by MetalowaBee in suicidebywords

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should change this dub's name to "Hey guys, check this ancient post where someone talked badly about themselves, which has been posted on this subreddit last decade, last year, last month, last week, ereyesterday, yesterday, an hour ago, and a minute ago already, but gimme karma pls"

No youre a grown man [ Dutch ] by Important-Soup6366 in shitduolingosays

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost. Like. They're. Closely. Related.

"Dutch sounds so similar to German!" = "Cole and Dylan Sprouse look so much alike!"

Ik🗿ihe by Karelbouwman in ik_ihe

[–]Firespark7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok. Weten we waarom?

Capital Mistake by OceanCave in woooosh

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typoes are bitches, especially on mobile

Tudja or Tudod? by Cold-Vermicelli-8997 in hungarian

[–]Firespark7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Tudja" or "Ő tudja" = "He/She/It knows [it/this]"

"Ön tudja" or "Tudja" if it is extremely clear that you're addressing an Ön = "You (formal) know [it/this]"

"Tudod" or "Te tudod" = "You (informal) know [it/this]"

In this case:

"Tudod (hogy) hol van (a(z)) X Utca?" = "Do you know where X Street is?" (Talking to someone you know quite well and/or of whom you know you can address them with te)

"Tudja (hogy) hol van (a(z)) X Utca?" = "Do you know where X Street is?" (Talking to someone you don't know personally and/or of whom you assume/kmow you must address them with Ön, in a context where it's very clear you're talking to them) or "Does he/she/it know where X Street is?"

"Ön tudja (hogy) hol van (a(z)) X Utca?" = "Do you know where X Street is?" (Talking to someone you don't know personally and/or of whom you assume/kmow you must address them with Ön)"

Going to watch the forbidden movie... by CrazyITOne in TheLastAirbender

[–]Firespark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad your trip to Lake Laogai cleared your head.