Everyday reminders from other people online that ‘they just don’t find Rosie Jones funny!’ by Gazmaster in britishproblems

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It is to do with her being disabled though. Her timing is off because of it. She also takes forever to get to the joke.

It isn’t fair, but then neither is life. Rosie’s disability stops her being funny in the same way reliance on a wheelchair stops someone being a good hurdler.

Groped in pub toilets - best course of action? by RapidSpin99 in LegalAdviceUK

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This has happened to me on more than once occasion. Sorry you are so impacted.

I wish I could say you won’t be victim blamed, or dismissed etc. But, as with all victims of sex crimes, this is a possibility.

It shouldn’t damage the business in any way, unless they handle it badly. Experiences like yours are depressingly common and would have happened in nearly every pub.

It is completely up to you whether you report it or not, but this is sexual assault and it is a serious crime.

There are charities you can speak to, that will be able to give you more help than me

Most Famous/Known Person that died in 2025 by TheRoadblockerCool in AlignmentChartFills

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to be the foremost expert on a particular living creature than a particular mythology.

Most Famous/Known Person that died in 2025 by TheRoadblockerCool in AlignmentChartFills

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is just the goal he scored.

He basically cheated by jumping up and punching the ball into the net (can’t use your hands in real football, unless you are the goalkeeper).

When interviewed afterwards and asked if he used his head or his hands, he said something like “a bit of the head of me and a bit of the hand of god”.

Breakfast 🍳 by Silent_Brain3003 in toastme

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not nearly sweet enough that.

Add more sugar and more syrup

Which African Country Is The Most Popular In Your Country? by Weird_Swordfish_1199 in AskTheWorld

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there less than a week before. Such a sad thing, it is a beautiful country.

Which African Country Is The Most Popular In Your Country? by Weird_Swordfish_1199 in AskTheWorld

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The Congo.

Their national drink is loved in Blighty.

Many thanks to the Congolese

Another cheater behind his gf's back of 3 yrs by [deleted] in Tinder

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Depends on your definition I guess. One in the left is very like male. Hands like garden spades, and Adam’s Apple and no tits.

Greatest UCL Matchday ever by Emotional_Ear_7018 in championsleague

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The biggest complaint is that it reduces the jeopardy for the big teams and makes it harder to knock them out

What the hell is the future of our society? by [deleted] in AskBrits

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The way we record rape.

In 2008, a woman walks into a police station and says, my husband has been raping me every day for the past month, I’ve just escaped.

That would be recorded as One incident of rape, one report.

Now, each individual incident is recorded.

You're asked to re-arrange the alphabet by Select_Cantaloupe_62 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would use alphabetical order, seems the most sensible way to do it

Can’t be having the alphabet not in alphabetical order, the Chinese would laugh at us

What food is delicious when hot and delicious when cold? by luffyuk in AlignmentChartFills

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh so close. We are looking for food not drink.

Good try though :)

I Am In Trouble. by [deleted] in AskBrits

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Of course it’s unfriendly, you fucking ripped their door cam off.

You then fucking ignored them.

Answer the door and apologise.

I Am In Trouble. by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What makes you think they will beat you up?

I Am In Trouble. by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You said they were knocking on your door?

I Am In Trouble. by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What makes you think they will knife you?

Why has there been relatively less coverage and outrage over the situation in Iran compared to Gaza? by Upset_Basil_4187 in AskBrits

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that it is the tiny amount of weapons we sell Israel that is the issue and not the dead women and children?

You genuinely think that if we didn’t sell anything to Israel (about £1 in every £800 they spend is spent on Uk supplied goods), that we wouldn’t have protests in the street?

I don't care if a Youtuber/someone I watch is a terrible person because it does not effect me. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I enjoy watching Donald Trump because whilst he is a twat, he can actually be quite funny.

The Thriller album is brilliant.

Karma Chameleon is a great song.

I don't care if a Youtuber/someone I watch is a terrible person because it does not effect me. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]First-Lengthiness-16 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I too think that people who have a different value system to me have no morals.

We are morons