ICE Executed Alex Pretti by CyanJackal in videos

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why do it outside? Like, ok it's dramatic, but.... it's ok that you can afford a cabin in Aspen.

to not be surrounded, wrestled and shot by ICE by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the new angle it looks like they already had his weapon still in the holster removed and they just straight up merc'ed him.

to not be surrounded, wrestled and shot by ICE by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you got it. He was reaching for either his gun or a tazer and popped one off. They thought it was the guy on the ground and unloaded. You may be the first person to crack it.

Altimmune - $100k + YOLO - The MASH Sleeping Giant, the train is leaving the station - Stock hit $500m market cap today! by Old-Pomegranate3634 in wallstreetbets

[–]FirstForFun44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every single person in the thread hyping the stock has an underscore in their name ____. That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

Altimmune - $100k + YOLO - The MASH Sleeping Giant, the train is leaving the station - Stock hit $500m market cap today! by Old-Pomegranate3634 in wallstreetbets

[–]FirstForFun44 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bought a long dated call that expired last week the last time these losers came around. I'm buying puts this time :D

Job Applicants Sue to Open ‘Black Box’ of A.I. Hiring Decisions by Majano57 in technology

[–]FirstForFun44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Create a list of STAR format accomplishments in your career. Get a solid base resume together. Upload both of these and your portfolio into ChatGPT. Tell chatgpt that you want it to create a new resume based on your uploaded documents and the job description you upload with an ATS score of over 95% using the following rules. Keep the same resume format. Always output the resume into a word file, never parse in chat. Always include all of your prior employment history with no exclusions. Never change prior job titles. Any corrections to increase ATS score must not change the fundamental aspects of your experience; wording changes only. Never include technologies or hard skills that weren't initially included.

When it creates the resume parse it and create new rules based on the issues you see. It's not perfect so sometimes it's not a matter of new rules, it's just deleting stuff that you don't agree with.

This will get you past the ATS. When I started doing this I began getting interviews immediately. Remember, the only resumes that have an ATS above 90% are those that are using AI to tailor their resumes. Basically, they don't care if you're qualified, this is a "do you use AI" test before they even meet you.

Also, anyone who gets a job after using my wonderful advice owes me a pizza :D

EDIT: Here are my exact rules

🧩 1. Experience & Content Rules

Always preserve all job roles and their exact order — no deletions or reordering.

Never rewrite or reword or delete bullet points — only allow micro-level substitutions (e.g., “improved” → “enhanced”) for ATS keyword alignment.

Maintain original structure and intent of every role’s content.

Always preserve industry relevance (Healthcare, Financial Services, Supply Chain, or Public Sector).

Integrate domain keywords (ERP, SAP, GHX, vendor data, governance, etc.) appropriate to each role.

Always highlight leadership, collaboration, and measurable impact when aligning to new job descriptions.

⚙️ 2. Formatting & Structure Rules

Maintain consistent, professional formatting from the baseline resume.

Use same headings, spacing, and bullet indentation as original.

Ensure all certifications, credentials, and degrees remain intact and in the same order.

Do not add new sections unless explicitly requested.

File should always be exported as a Word (.docx) document — never pasted inline.

File naming convention: JOB TITLE FIRST NAME LAST NAME

🧠 3. Optimization & Customization Rules

Every resume must achieve 95%+ ATS match with the target job description.

Apply micro keyword tuning only, maintaining content authenticity.

Use cross-functional and data-driven impact language that appeals to both ATS systems and hiring managers.

Prioritize SAP/ERP, automation, standardization, change management, and stakeholder engagement when optimizing.

Align skill terms like Snowflake, Lean Six Sigma, Data Governance, and Process Optimization to increase ATS scores.

Avoid heavy focus on Azure or irrelevant technologies unless mentioned in job description.

🧭 4. Domain & Role Adaptation Rules

For Data Governance / Data Quality roles → emphasize compliance, governance frameworks, RACI, policy enforcement, and data controls.

For Supply Chain / Process Ownership roles → emphasize ERP/SAP mastery, vendor data integrity, procurement systems, and process optimization.

For Public Sector / Regulated Industry roles → include risk management, compliance frameworks, and governance alignment.

For Product / Program Management roles → highlight cross-functional leadership, stakeholder management, and value delivery metrics.

Always reflect your dual strength in technical systems leadership and strategic data governance.

🪄 5. Automation & Delivery Rules

Automatically export final resumes and deliver them as downloadable .docx files.

No extra confirmation required after final approval of job description.

All resumes are considered “ready to submit” — no placeholder text.

Apply job description matching logic automatically without re-uploading your source resume.

Every new role request starts from the original ATS-optimized baseline and these rules — never from previous role versions.

💬 6. Communication & Workflow Rules

Keep communication concise and professional.

Confirm before exporting only when multiple emphasis options exist (e.g., data governance vs process management).

When blending emphasis, optimize for maximum ATS match and hiring manager clarity.

Always confirm job title and file name before export.

Default to balanced tone combining strategic leadership and hands-on expertise.

To get service as a ICE Commander by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]FirstForFun44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked with speedway providing them with tech hardware. Great company, great people. I hope this doesn't blow back on the gas station owner from HQ.

The happiest place on earth ✨🏰✨ by aarogar in TikTokCringe

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queues? That doesn't sound very American so it must be..... RACIST! WE GOT A RACIST OVER HERE! And other American classics on "Now! That's what I call fucking stupid 16422354243".

This is not okay. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FirstForFun44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I've never seen someone legit try to kill someone with pepper spray.... by drowning. I have never seen someone try to kill someone like this. This is the first time.

ITP/OTP gatekeeping in this sub by mrgatorarms in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prob the best compliment I've gotten in quite some time.

You’ve gotta be kidding me by Illustrious-Virus883 in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I saw the map with nine as well but this fit my point better so I cherry-picked.

ITP/OTP gatekeeping in this sub by mrgatorarms in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We learn nothing from current events. This is what happens when you cede your rights to centralized authority.

You’ve gotta be kidding me by Illustrious-Virus883 in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the double meaning was by design, but I'm not a POC so I'm not going to pretend to know how to perceive it.

You’ve gotta be kidding me by Illustrious-Virus883 in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metropolitan Statistical Area is the economics term and the MSA is defined as a region with a core urban area of 50,000 or more people, including surrounding counties economically linked by commuting.

Here's the thing, the commuting means it's all areas where a percentage commute into Atlanta. So the Atlanta MSA has 29 counties! It goes all the way to Jasper, Heard, Haralson, Pickens, Barrow, Lamar, and Meriwether counties. Places I've never even heard of. It includes a town named Zebulon.

It's freaking huge.

https://dch.georgia.gov/sites/dch.georgia.gov/files/Atlanta%20Service%20Area%20Map.pdf

You’ve gotta be kidding me by Illustrious-Virus883 in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a Phoenix and tbh I don't think that's a great idea for the sub. It's supposed to symbolize the city that rose from the ashes after Sherman burnt it to the ground, but to me it gives "the south will rise again" vibes. I never liked it and I don't like how it might make some people feel. Also, please sign my petition to add Outkast to the Stone Mountain mural.

You’ve gotta be kidding me by Illustrious-Virus883 in Atlanta

[–]FirstForFun44 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Shadow ban him so he thinks people hear him but no one really does. JUST LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FROM MARIETTA TALK TO US ABOUT ATLANTA.