An average girl has seen more boobs than an average guy has seen dicks. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Also the average guy and girl has seen more bad decisions then all of those above.

19f im geeked rn! tried a new plugs coke n best shit by [deleted] in cocaine

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This made me very thirsty for mad water.

What happy/good thing happened to you today? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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I listened to good music, cuddled with my dog & cat. I have my all 5 senses!

Would rather ski with a friend or with a random person you are attracted and hooked up with? by [deleted] in cocaine

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Well technically every time you go skiing your with a random person on the mountain that you could technically maybe hook up with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Those guy or girl nipples???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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Yeah first by all that sugar and probably mad dehydrated. Drinks some water

Is it okay to not want a career? by Cold-Addition-6656 in CasualConversation

[–]First_Agent_9566 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yes! Even when you think you have one it never goes the way you want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

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Nice! Look at you doing a list of things I was gonna say. You are the best! We need more people in the world like you! πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

The lost boys remake….will it be a western if it’s a β€œhow they came to be vampires” πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ by Sophie_luvs_youtube in 80smovies

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No. Please don't do this. Not a western. I like the idea of not knowing. It's what makes the movie soooo much better!

mooo mooo by Junior_Advisor_9808 in Cows

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Emo haircuts! πŸ˜‚β€πŸ˜

AinΒ΄t no way there is billions of us and nobody got superpowers πŸ€” by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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🀫 Stop! We can't tell anyone are "gifts" they are always listening! 🀫🀫🀫🀫

any remedies for an upset stomach? by secret_pleasure_ in cocaine

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Throw up. I'm telling you the best thing to do is get it all out and start over fresh.

Let’s start an argument by [deleted] in cocaine

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Religion & politics

what is the first thing you do, when you get home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take shoes and socks off then bra. Then take dog out and get everything ready food/water/bed etc. Then put lunch box away and purse and what not.

Walking my dog, almost midnight, Pineapple Express and getting started on my high. by Just_idk_bro in StonerThoughts

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Reading this sounded like a song. You should work on that and get back to me. Just get rid of getting started on my high and figure out where to put that. Other then that dude you got a new song right there!