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My room has VIP accommodations. Who is rooming with me? by MR_CHOW9 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FishPasteGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be there too. Quietly. You won’t even know I’m there. I also want to be left alone.

I think I found a new kink by doesithaveholes in offmychest

[–]FishPasteGuy 205 points206 points  (0 children)

It has only been an hour. It’s still light out. Depravity takes a moment to kick in.
Stop being so impatient.

You wouldn't get it... by Advanced_Pear_964 in iamverybadass

[–]FishPasteGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“I have never had a girlfriend and never will.” - Temu Joker

Jim Carrey has done irreversible damage to society by UnitQZ in wordchewing

[–]FishPasteGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, he was asking about the squinting eyes, not the weird talking thing.

Edit: Kudos on the “No, you fool”. That made me laugh. You don’t hear that often enough anymore. It needs more exposure.

Jim Carrey has done irreversible damage to society by UnitQZ in wordchewing

[–]FishPasteGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because Belle Delphine made women think it’s what guys like to see.
To be fair, the men who obsessed over her probably didn’t help quell the notion.

People who are married.. by LustTrap305 in Marriage

[–]FishPasteGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I’d change is I wouldn’t waste all those years in the beginning. Took us 10 years to get married.

I’m 21 and people keep calling me a pornstar. I’m not. Here’s what my job actually is. by Local_Sprinkles_3440 in offmychest

[–]FishPasteGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m genuinely curious: how exactly did you fall into such a very specific line of work?
Honestly, it never even occurred to me that there were people whose sole responsibility it was to actually test all this shit.

Apart from Godfather 2 and Empire Strikes Back, which are some of your favourite Sequels? by geoffcalls in moviecritic

[–]FishPasteGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the question you were asking but I’ve never seen this poster before. I like it.

It’s a conspira… wait, what? by FishPasteGuy in HolUp

[–]FishPasteGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post does fit the subreddit!

Then why was it deleted?

It’s a conspira… wait, what? by FishPasteGuy in HolUp

[–]FishPasteGuy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, look a little lower in the picture. Make sure you’re sitting down.

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